{"id":1894,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/obamas-singular-grey-hair-plots-total-expansion-by-2016\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:51","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:51","slug":"obamas-singular-grey-hair-plots-total-expansion-by-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/obamas-singular-grey-hair-plots-total-expansion-by-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"Obama’s Singular Grey Hair Plots Total Expansion by 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Renee Winget, 2008<\/a><\/h6>\n
Jan. 22, 2016<\/h6>\n

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senator\u2019s aesthetics agenda if elected president. <\/delete>The move comes highly regarded as a masterful <\/insert>technique to visibly <\/insert>showcase<\/delete>demonstrate<\/insert> just how rock bottom middle-aged Americans can hit after being viciously and repeatedly <\/insert>disillusioned to <\/delete>after <\/insert>a hopeful campaign slogan. <\/p>\n

\tComing just after a significant across-the-board price hike in men\u2019s hair coloring products, many consumers have expressed <\/insert>concerns over market manipulation<\/insert>fixing<\/delete>. <\/delete>Other voters have different suspicions: <\/insert>Wisconsin native Ralph Johnson weighs in on the controversy: \u201cWell, I think it\u2019s clear what the commie is doing here. Every goddamn Soviet has grey hair. Obama is trying to resurface the Soviets. Vote against the Soviets; vote NO-bama!\u201d <\/p>\n

Many political aesthetic correspondents are surprised by Obama\u2019s focus on hair as opposed to other trends that were <\/insert>expected to take hold within the next decade. It was widely believed Obama was leaning toward acquiring a \u201cdad-bod\u201d physique during his presidency; however Michelle Obama, the president’s wife, has taken steps to <\/insert>shot down that idea with<\/delete> the prevent this, including the <\/insert>introduction of arm day in addition to her daily yoga routine. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Renee Winget, 2008 Jan. 22, 2016 AAt the crown of his head, presidential candidate Barack Obama\u2019s singular grey hair announced a plan to eradicate pigment in visible hair by the year 2016 as part of an aggressive agenda of expansion should the Senator be elected President.the senator\u2019s aesthetics agenda if elected president. The move comes highly regarded as a masterful technique to visibly showcasedemonstrate just how rock bottom middle-aged Americans can hit after being viciously and repeatedly disillusioned to after a hopeful campaign slogan. Coming just after a significant across-the-board price hike in men\u2019s hair coloring products, many consumers have expressed concerns over market manipulationfixing. Other voters have different suspicions: Wisconsin native Ralph Johnson weighs in on the controversy: \u201cWell, I think it\u2019s clear what the commie is doing here. Every goddamn Soviet has grey hair. Obama is trying to resurface the Soviets. Vote against the Soviets; vote NO-bama!\u201d Many political aesthetic correspondents are surprised by Obama\u2019s focus on hair as opposed to other trends that were expected to take hold within the next decade. It was widely believed Obama was leaning toward acquiring a \u201cdad-bod\u201d physique during his presidency; however Michelle Obama, the president’s wife, has taken steps to shot down that idea with the prevent this, including the introduction of arm day in addition to her daily yoga routine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1894"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2927,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1894\/revisions\/2927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}