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9. If your GPA drops below 3.5, will you be incinerated by a bolt of lightning?<\/strong> \u2013 This one\u2019s actually a common misconception. The bolt of lightning is pretty infrequent 8. Did you know that if you mix ox blood and goat entrails in a cauldron during the full moon, you create a poultice that can cure any malady?<\/strong> \u2013 We\u2019re really sick of hearing this one. Yes, of course we know about the old ox blood poultice; every self-respecting pre 7. Do you have any organs for sale?<\/strong> — We will NOT sell you anyone\u2019s organs.<\/p>\n 6. Do I have too much blood? <\/strong>\u2013 Can you ever <\/em>have too much blood?<\/p>\n 5. How will I die?<\/strong> \u2013 C 4. Have you ever eaten another premed? <\/strong>\u2013 Look, sometimes pre 3. Can you tell me what to do about my congenital pyloric stenosis? <\/strong>\u2013 I think I speak for all 2. Do you want to buy some organs? \u2013 <\/strong>We will NOT buy your organs. <\/p>\n 1. Will you marry me? \u2013 <\/strong>Literally EVERY pre By Nik Varley Feb. 18, 2016 9. If your GPA drops below 3.5, will you be incinerated by a bolt of lightning? \u2013 This one\u2019s actually a common misconception. The bolt of lightning is pretty infrequent. M, most of the time the ground opens up and swallows us. 8. Did you know that if you mix ox blood and goat entrails in a cauldron during the full moon, you create a poultice that can cure any malady? \u2013 We\u2019re really sick of hearing this one. Yes, of course we know about the old ox blood poultice; every self-respecting pre–med does. 7. Do you have any organs for sale? — We will NOT sell you anyone\u2019s organs. 6. Do I have too much blood? \u2013 Can you ever have too much blood? 5. How will I die? \u2013 C‘mon guys. We took an oath that we would never reveal how any of you were going to die. Stop asking. 4. Have you ever eaten another premed? \u2013 Look, sometimes pre–meds eat each other. It\u2019s not really anyone\u2019s business but our own. 3. Can you tell me what to do about my congenital pyloric stenosis? \u2013 I think I speak for ally pre–meds when I say that we\u2019re sick of hearing about your pyloric sphincters. 2. Do you want to buy some organs? \u2013 We will NOT buy your organs. 1. Will you marry me? \u2013 Literally EVERY pre–med has heard this one before. It\u2019s time to stop asking this one; it\u2019s not cute., Iit\u2019s just annoying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1880","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1880","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1880"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1880\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2913,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1880\/revisions\/2913"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}