{"id":1862,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/a-students-guide-to-sneaking-lsd-from-craig\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:44","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:44","slug":"a-students-guide-to-sneaking-lsd-from-craig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/a-students-guide-to-sneaking-lsd-from-craig\/","title":{"rendered":"A Student\u2019s Guide to Sneaking LSD from Craig"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Mary Vansuch<\/a><\/h6>\n
Feb. 22, 2016<\/h6>\n

Now, I\u2019m not saying that I have ever used LSD, or that I even know Craig. These are just rumors I\u2019ve heard from through the grapevine. Nor do I support anyone actually following this advice. However, if you are feeling like you could go on a little <\/insert>use a <\/delete>trip this weekend, read on.<\/p>\n

Now, the number one rule of thumb<\/delete> is:<\/p>\n

1. Don\u2019t mess with Craig\u2019s ferret. This goes without explanation. If Craig\u2019s ferret is within your line of vision, back away slowly, and trip another day.<\/p>\n

If you keep that in mind the rest of this is pretty straightforward:<\/insert><\/p>\n

1. Take Craig\u2019s LSD while he sleeps. Everyone knows Craig is a heavy sleeper, and he honestly won\u2019t notice if you take a little LSD while he snoozes off a long day of tripping throughout Hyde Park. Any UCID or credit card should be able to pry open room 931 in South. You know the drill from there.<\/p>\n

2. Take Craig\u2019s LSD while he\u2019s in class. Craig is in Analysis in Rn from 12:30-1:20 MWF, Economics of Education from 10:30-11:50 T Th, and America Civilization from 9:00-10:20 T Th. Thus, your best bet is probably to scale the side of South with your rock climbing gear around 6 am on a Tuesday, wait for Craig to depart his dorm at 9:30 am, and crash through his window. He\u2019ll probably just think a bird broke it, and won\u2019t even try to find his LSD.<\/p>\n

3. Fuck Craig\u2019s boyfriend, then blackmail his boyfriend into taking Craig\u2019s LSD for you. This option is probably my personal favorite, and the least complex.<\/p>\n

Of course, there\u2019s always:<\/insert><\/p>\n

4. Buy LSD from Craig for $10 a tab. But who wants to do that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Mary Vansuch Feb. 22, 2016 Now, I\u2019m not saying that I have ever used LSD, or that I even know Craig. These are just rumors I\u2019ve heard from through the grapevine. Nor do I support anyone actually following this advice. However, if you are feeling like you could go on a little use a trip this weekend, read on. Now, the number one rule of thumb is: 1. Don\u2019t mess with Craig\u2019s ferret. This goes without explanation. If Craig\u2019s ferret is within your line of vision, back away slowly, and trip another day. If you keep that in mind the rest of this is pretty straightforward: 1. Take Craig\u2019s LSD while he sleeps. Everyone knows Craig is a heavy sleeper, and he honestly won\u2019t notice if you take a little LSD while he snoozes off a long day of tripping throughout Hyde Park. Any UCID or credit card should be able to pry open room 931 in South. You know the drill from there. 2. Take Craig\u2019s LSD while he\u2019s in class. Craig is in Analysis in Rn from 12:30-1:20 MWF, Economics of Education from 10:30-11:50 T Th, and America Civilization from 9:00-10:20 T Th. Thus, your best bet is probably to scale the side of South with your rock climbing gear around 6 am on a Tuesday, wait for Craig to depart his dorm at 9:30 am, and crash through his window. He\u2019ll probably just think a bird broke it, and won\u2019t even try to find his LSD. 3. Fuck Craig\u2019s boyfriend, then blackmail his boyfriend into taking Craig\u2019s LSD for you. This option is probably my personal favorite, and the least complex. Of course, there\u2019s always: 4. Buy LSD from Craig for $10 a tab. But who wants to do that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1862"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2895,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862\/revisions\/2895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}