{"id":1860,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/area-middle-school-troubled-over-emergence-of-super-tuesday-clique\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:44","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:44","slug":"area-middle-school-troubled-over-emergence-of-super-tuesday-clique","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/area-middle-school-troubled-over-emergence-of-super-tuesday-clique\/","title":{"rendered":"Area Middle School Troubled Over Emergence of “Super Tuesday” Clique"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Breck Radulovic<\/a><\/h6>\n
March 2, 2016<\/h6>\n

<\/insert>Thomas Jefferson Middle School has seen the development of a new clique in recent weeks. Styling themselves as \u201cSuper Tuesday,\u201d the group of spiteful and exclusionary middle schoolers has reportedly monopolized the only good lunch table in the cafeteria. <\/p>\n

The clique reportedly includes about dozen students, among them Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont,<\/insert> and Virginia. <\/p>\n

Gym<\/delete>Physical Education<\/insert> teacher Ted Cruz expressed his dismay at the changing hierarchy of the middle school. \u201cLast week, the popular kids were South Carolina and Nevada. The week before that, Iowa and New Hampshire! I can barely keep up with which kids I need to pander to so they think I’m cool<\/insert>it all<\/delete>.\u201d <\/p>\n

Other students were baffled by the prevalence of the clique. \u201cI just don\u2019t get what they think is cool. That\u2019s probably why they won\u2019t let me sit with them at lunch,\u201d said student and renowned dork known as Wisconsin. \u201cWhy do they like Mr. Trump so much? He\u2019s like the worst social studies teacher ever!\u201d<\/p>\n

TJMS<\/delete>Jefferson Middle School<\/insert> Vice-<\/insert>p<\/delete>P<\/insert>rincipal Hillary Clinton refused to give a comment to the Shady Dealer<\/i>, but in an email accidentally forwarded to the entire staff, she downplayed janitor<\/delete>custodian<\/insert> Bernie Sanders\u2019 concerns that the clique had created an unfair distribution of social clout in the middle school. Principal<\/delete>Mrs.<\/insert> Clinton added that she would appreciated his support in the upcoming school board election, despite their past differences. <\/p>\n

As of press time, the Super Tuesday lunch table had been usurped by a new set of popular students that are dominating lunch-room conversations<\/insert> <\/delete> <\/delete>.<\/insert> <\/delete>. <\/delete><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Breck Radulovic March 2, 2016 Thomas Jefferson Middle School has seen the development of a new clique in recent weeks. Styling themselves as \u201cSuper Tuesday,\u201d the group of spiteful and exclusionary middle schoolers has reportedly monopolized the only good lunch table in the cafeteria. The clique reportedly includes about dozen students, among them Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, and Virginia. GymPhysical Education teacher Ted Cruz expressed his dismay at the changing hierarchy of the middle school. \u201cLast week, the popular kids were South Carolina and Nevada. The week before that, Iowa and New Hampshire! I can barely keep up with which kids I need to pander to so they think I’m coolit all.\u201d Other students were baffled by the prevalence of the clique. \u201cI just don\u2019t get what they think is cool. That\u2019s probably why they won\u2019t let me sit with them at lunch,\u201d said student and renowned dork known as Wisconsin. \u201cWhy do they like Mr. Trump so much? He\u2019s like the worst social studies teacher ever!\u201d TJMSJefferson Middle School Vice-pPrincipal Hillary Clinton refused to give a comment to the Shady Dealer, but in an email accidentally forwarded to the entire staff, she downplayed janitorcustodian Bernie Sanders\u2019 concerns that the clique had created an unfair distribution of social clout in the middle school. PrincipalMrs. Clinton added that she would appreciated his support in the upcoming school board election, despite their past differences. As of press time, the Super Tuesday lunch table had been usurped by a new set of popular students that are dominating lunch-room conversations . .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1860"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1860"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1860\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2893,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1860\/revisions\/2893"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}