{"id":1854,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/marijuana-rescheduled\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:43","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:43","slug":"marijuana-rescheduled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/marijuana-rescheduled\/","title":{"rendered":"Marijuana Rescheduled"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Nico Aldape<\/a><\/h6>\n
April 20, 2016<\/h6>\n

I<\/delete>I<\/insert>nspired by the proposed<\/insert>how the federal government may<\/delete> move of <\/insert>marijuana from a Schedule I to Schedule II controlled substance, which would allow for further recreational use and medical research, area stoner and self-described \u201ccannabis connoisseur\u201d and \u201cMary Jane Michelin Chef\u201d Vincent Ken has decided to reschedule marijuana in his own life from 4:20 to \u201ca few minutes after.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAt 4:20 A.M, I\u2019d be asleep, of course, and I can\u2019t exactly be available at 4:20 PM cause that was when I wanted to watch an episode of Rick & Morty,\u201d explained Ken. \u201cI feel like every time I miss 4:20, even if I light up at 4:19 or 4:21, it decreases my stoner cred, and that<\/insert>it<\/delete> frustrates me.\u201d<\/p>\n

Because Ken has many \u201cseshes\u201d scheduled \u201cevery hour, on the hour, on the daily, fam,\u201d the change of plans brought on by his desire to watch an mature animated comedy<\/insert>R<\/delete>ick & Morty<\/delete> is a minor blip on the radar. However, this did not stop Ken from noticing his April 20 routine was out of the ordinary. <\/p>\n

\u201cIf you don\u2019t 420 at 4:20 on 4\/20, like, did you even 420?\u201d asked Ken philosophically. \u201cDo the French call today \u2018Quatre-Vignt\u2019 because it represents 80 but means four and twenty? Knowing this, can we say that <\/insert>, <\/delete>showing no<\/delete>any<\/insert>thing is as it seems? Wow, man.\u201d<\/p>\n

Additional reports from Shady Dealer<\/em> informants suggest that the episode of Rick and Morty took longer than expected and that all<\/insert>the entirety<\/delete> of 4\/20 has now<\/delete> been delayed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Nico Aldape April 20, 2016 IInspired by the proposedhow the federal government may move of marijuana from a Schedule I to Schedule II controlled substance, which would allow for further recreational use and medical research, area stoner and self-described \u201ccannabis connoisseur\u201d and \u201cMary Jane Michelin Chef\u201d Vincent Ken has decided to reschedule marijuana in his own life from 4:20 to \u201ca few minutes after.\u201d \u201cAt 4:20 A.M, I\u2019d be asleep, of course, and I can\u2019t exactly be available at 4:20 PM cause that was when I wanted to watch an episode of Rick & Morty,\u201d explained Ken. \u201cI feel like every time I miss 4:20, even if I light up at 4:19 or 4:21, it decreases my stoner cred, and thatit frustrates me.\u201d Because Ken has many \u201cseshes\u201d scheduled \u201cevery hour, on the hour, on the daily, fam,\u201d the change of plans brought on by his desire to watch an mature animated comedyRick & Morty is a minor blip on the radar. However, this did not stop Ken from noticing his April 20 routine was out of the ordinary. \u201cIf you don\u2019t 420 at 4:20 on 4\/20, like, did you even 420?\u201d asked Ken philosophically. \u201cDo the French call today \u2018Quatre-Vignt\u2019 because it represents 80 but means four and twenty? Knowing this, can we say that , showing noanything is as it seems? Wow, man.\u201d Additional reports from Shady Dealer informants suggest that the episode of Rick and Morty took longer than expected and that allthe entirety of 4\/20 has now been delayed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1854"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1854\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2887,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1854\/revisions\/2887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}