{"id":1852,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/man-called-big-dave-confirmed-to-be-big\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:43","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:43","slug":"man-called-big-dave-confirmed-to-be-big","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/man-called-big-dave-confirmed-to-be-big\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Called \u201cBig Dave\u201d Confirmed To Be Big"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Ryan Fleishman<\/a><\/h6>\n
April 22, 2016<\/h6>\n

\tAfter an exhaustive search into the various quantitative measurements of local resident David \u201cBig Dave\u201d Smith, scientists from the University of Chicago have announced Tuesday they have confirmed Big Dave to be markedly <\/delete>remarkably <\/insert>big. <\/p>\n

\u201cWe\u2019ve evaluated all popular Western scalar measurements of size, including height, weight, and wingspan, and each of Big Dave\u2019s numbers qualify as big,\u201d said Jaime Larson, head of the University of Chicago Biology Department.<\/insert>,<\/delete> They<\/insert>which<\/delete> compared Big Dave\u2019s sizes to a control group of over 1,000 randomly selected individuals whose nicknames were not related to their <\/insert>size. \u201cAfter putting the data gathered from our experiments through a T-test, chi-squared test, and full ANOVA, I can say without a shred of doubt that Big Dave is quite larger than his peers, thus warranting his name.\u201d <\/p>\n

At press time, top researchers from rival universities have reportedly raised doubts into<\/delete>towards<\/insert> the necessity of confirming Big Dave\u2019s bigness. In response, t<\/insert>, but t<\/delete>he University of Chicago will<\/insert>has announced that they will<\/delete> attempt<\/insert> to quell these doubts with a definitive new inquiry into the size of Large Larry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Ryan Fleishman April 22, 2016 After an exhaustive search into the various quantitative measurements of local resident David \u201cBig Dave\u201d Smith, scientists from the University of Chicago have announced Tuesday they have confirmed Big Dave to be markedly remarkably big. \u201cWe\u2019ve evaluated all popular Western scalar measurements of size, including height, weight, and wingspan, and each of Big Dave\u2019s numbers qualify as big,\u201d said Jaime Larson, head of the University of Chicago Biology Department., Theywhich compared Big Dave\u2019s sizes to a control group of over 1,000 randomly selected individuals whose nicknames were not related to their size. \u201cAfter putting the data gathered from our experiments through a T-test, chi-squared test, and full ANOVA, I can say without a shred of doubt that Big Dave is quite larger than his peers, thus warranting his name.\u201d At press time, top researchers from rival universities have reportedly raised doubts intotowards the necessity of confirming Big Dave\u2019s bigness. In response, t, but the University of Chicago willhas announced that they will attempt to quell these doubts with a definitive new inquiry into the size of Large Larry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1852"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1852\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2885,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1852\/revisions\/2885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}