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1. An Outline of a Hheart- Turn your own ass into a dry-erase board of love!. Ask your lover to write in their initials with sharpie, and wash them off the next day.<\/p>\n
2. A UCPD Ccase Nnumber- Remember when you received a citation for a liquor law violation from a handsome, uniformed campus police officer? Immortalize your case number on your buttocks and be a modern day Jean Valjean!<\/p>\n
3. Martin Luther\u2019s 95 Ttheses- Yup., Aall of \u2018em! I know I\u2019d like to nail that ass on on a chapel door!<\/p>\n
4. Food Network Ccelebrity Alton Brown\u2019s Face- Let your paramours know that your ass is\u201cGood Eats!\u201d Guaauranteed to net you your own “Iron Chef,” American and <\/i>Japanese.<\/p>\n
5. Arley D. Cathey\u2019s Ssignature:- “Arley” on the left one ass cheek, “Cathey” on the rightother. Get someone to provide the “D” in the middle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Breck Radulovic April 23, 2016 1. An Outline of a Hheart- Turn your own ass into a dry-erase board of love!. Ask your lover to write in their initials with sharpie, and wash them off the next day. 2. A UCPD Ccase Nnumber- Remember when you received a citation for a liquor law violation from a handsome, uniformed campus police officer? Immortalize your case number on your buttocks and be a modern day Jean Valjean! 3. Martin Luther\u2019s 95 Ttheses- Yup., Aall of \u2018em! I know I\u2019d like to nail that ass on on a chapel door! 4. Food Network Ccelebrity Alton Brown\u2019s Face- Let your paramours know that your ass is\u201cGood Eats!\u201d Guaauranteed to net you your own “Iron Chef,” American and Japanese. 5. Arley D. Cathey\u2019s Ssignature:- “Arley” on the left one ass cheek, “Cathey” on the rightother. Get someone to provide the “D” in the middle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lifestyle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1845"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2878,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1845\/revisions\/2878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}