{"id":1839,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/student-bouncing-leg-up-and-down-shows-no-sign-of-stopping\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:40","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:40","slug":"student-bouncing-leg-up-and-down-shows-no-sign-of-stopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/student-bouncing-leg-up-and-down-shows-no-sign-of-stopping\/","title":{"rendered":"Student Bouncing Leg Up and Down Shows No Sign of Stopping"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Nik Varley<\/a><\/h6>\n
April 23, 2016<\/h6>\n

Sources<\/delete>Students <\/insert> in Professor Pierce <\/insert>Jackson\u2019s SOSC 113 class informed <\/delete>confirmed that fellow student<\/insert>t<\/insert><\/delete>T<\/delete>he<\/delete> Dealer <\/em><\/delete>that student<\/delete> Graham Larson began bouncing his right leg up and down at approximately 10:34 AM and has since showed no sign of stopping. Seated at the table, Larson<\/insert> created an audible, rhythmic, tapping noise as his kneecap repeatedly collided with the table’s<\/insert> underside of the table.<\/delete>.<\/insert> Larson\u2019s classmates confirmed that vibrations from his bouncing leg were felt by students several feet away from Larson\u2019s seat.<\/delete><\/p>\n

\t\u201cYeah, he\u2019s just sitting over there bouncing his fucking leg up and down,<\/insert>\u201d said student Sarah Grossman, who felt the vibrations several feet away from Larson’s bouncing leg<\/insert>. \u201cI don\u2019t really know what he\u2019s getting out of it, but I think I speak for everyone when I say that we wish he would stop.\u201d<\/p>\n

\tSeveral classmates echoed Grossman\u2019s sentiments, describing Larson\u2019s rapid leg movements as \u201cdistracting\u201d, \u201cinconsiderate\u201d and \u201cpretty god damn annoying, if I\u2019m being honest\u201d. Even the <\/delete>Professor Jackson was seen clearly rolling his eyes as both the volume of frequency of Larson\u2019s taps increased as the lecture wore on. <\/p>\n

\t\u201cHe knows that we can hear this shit, right?\u201d said an exasperated Jackson. <\/delete> <\/delete>\u201cI mean, <\/insert>J<\/insert>esus, he sounds like a god <\/delete>damn jackhammer. What the fuck is he thinking?” <\/insert>\u201d<\/delete> <\/delete> <\/delete>After haggardly rubbing his brow, Jackson added,<\/insert> \u201cI just <\/delete>don\u2019t know how much more of this god <\/delete>damn shit I can take.\u201d<\/p>\n

\tDespite the nearly universal negative reaction to the leg bouncing, Larson has done nothing to indicate<\/delete>indicating<\/insert> that he intends to stop bouncing his leg up and down. Although classmates have rolled their eyes, given him repeated dirty looks,<\/insert> and even gone so far as to nudge him in the<\/delete>his<\/insert> other<\/insert> leg, he has continued to bounce his leg<\/delete>it<\/insert> ceaselessly. <\/p>\n

\tWhen asked about the leg bouncing situation, Larson announced that he had no plans to stop the bouncing, but he did indicate <\/delete>state <\/insert>that he was considering switching to his left leg. When asked why he was bouncing his leg, he told <\/delete>Larson said, <\/insert>t<\/insert><\/delete>T<\/delete>he <\/delete>Dealer<\/delete><\/i> \u201cI don\u2019t know. I guess <\/delete>I just started doing it, I guess.\u201d<\/p>\n

At press time, Larson was still bouncing his leg up and down like an<\/insert>a <\/delete>fucking<\/delete><\/insert> god<\/delete> <\/delete>damn<\/delete> imbecile. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Nik Varley April 23, 2016 SourcesStudents in Professor Pierce Jackson\u2019s SOSC 113 class informed confirmed that fellow studenttThe Dealer that student Graham Larson began bouncing his right leg up and down at approximately 10:34 AM and has since showed no sign of stopping. Seated at the table, Larson created an audible, rhythmic, tapping noise as his kneecap repeatedly collided with the table’s underside of the table.. Larson\u2019s classmates confirmed that vibrations from his bouncing leg were felt by students several feet away from Larson\u2019s seat. \u201cYeah, he\u2019s just sitting over there bouncing his fucking leg up and down,\u201d said student Sarah Grossman, who felt the vibrations several feet away from Larson’s bouncing leg. \u201cI don\u2019t really know what he\u2019s getting out of it, but I think I speak for everyone when I say that we wish he would stop.\u201d Several classmates echoed Grossman\u2019s sentiments, describing Larson\u2019s rapid leg movements as \u201cdistracting\u201d, \u201cinconsiderate\u201d and \u201cpretty god damn annoying, if I\u2019m being honest\u201d. Even the Professor Jackson was seen clearly rolling his eyes as both the volume of frequency of Larson\u2019s taps increased as the lecture wore on. \u201cHe knows that we can hear this shit, right?\u201d said an exasperated Jackson. \u201cI mean, Jesus, he sounds like a god damn jackhammer. What the fuck is he thinking?” \u201d After haggardly rubbing his brow, Jackson added, \u201cI just don\u2019t know how much more of this god damn shit I can take.\u201d Despite the nearly universal negative reaction to the leg bouncing, Larson has done nothing to indicateindicating that he intends to stop bouncing his leg up and down. Although classmates have rolled their eyes, given him repeated dirty looks, and even gone so far as to nudge him in thehis other leg, he has continued to bounce his legit ceaselessly. When asked about the leg bouncing situation, Larson announced that he had no plans to stop the bouncing, but he did indicate state that he was considering switching to his left leg. When asked why he was bouncing his leg, he told Larson said, tThe Dealer \u201cI don\u2019t know. I guess I just started doing it, I guess.\u201d At press time, Larson was still bouncing his leg up and down like ana fucking god damn imbecile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1839"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2872,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1839\/revisions\/2872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}