{"id":1833,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/pope-francis-and-bernie-sanders-team-up-to-become-crime-fighting-team\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:39","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:39","slug":"pope-francis-and-bernie-sanders-team-up-to-become-crime-fighting-team","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/pope-francis-and-bernie-sanders-team-up-to-become-crime-fighting-team\/","title":{"rendered":"Pope Francis and Bernie Sanders Team Up to Become Crime-Fighting Team"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Adam Lowinger<\/a><\/h6>\n
May 2, 2016<\/h6>\n

Following<\/insert>As a result of<\/delete> their brief meeting in the Vatican, in which the two discussed their shared ideology concerning globabl poverty, <\/insert>Pope Francis and Vermont <\/insert>Senator Bernie Sanders have joined forces to become a new Superhero team called the Progressive Pair. Francis has taken on the i<\/insert>I<\/delete>dentity of The Pontiff, who uses faith-based healing powers to aid both sick people and landscapes. <\/delete> while <\/insert>Mr. Sander\u2019s alter-ego is entitled The Bern, who can harness solar energy and redirect it as heat beams.<\/p>\n

\tThe team has made an agenda of going around fighting corruption and performing humanitarian acts around the globe. The Pair has already destroyed notable ISIS<\/delete>Islamic State (IS)<\/insert> compounds in Iraq and Syria <\/insert>and provided aid to impoverished areas. The result has been a steady rise both <\/insert>in conversion to the<\/delete> Catholic Church<\/delete>Catholicism<\/insert> and in Bernie<\/delete> Sanders\u2019 primary approval ratings. <\/p>\n

<\/delete> <\/delete>Official Vatican spokesperson Alexjandro<\/insert>ander<\/delete> Constantino<\/insert>Anderson<\/delete> said that alliance is \u201ccritical for the Church\u2019s appeal to a new generation. Superhero\u2019<\/delete>s are big among the youth these days, so promoting the Progressive Pair will show them how we can all be heroes through acting in compassion as Christ would.\u201d<\/p>\n

The Sanders campaign showed similar approval to the venture. Sanders\u2019s<\/delete> p<\/delete><\/insert>P<\/delete>ublic outreach<\/delete> spokesperson commented that using the Vatican\u2019s resources to transport the s<\/insert>S<\/delete>enator to areas of hardship and turmoil will cause his humanitarian appeal to increase. However, the campaign has limited all Vatican donations to $27oo<\/delete> as per election guidelines. <\/p>\n

At present time, the Progressive Pair has arrived in rural Sudan in their environmental-friendly Socialimo<\/insert>. The Pontiff was said to purify the water with only a blessing, <\/insert>while T<\/insert>t<\/delete>he Bern was <\/delete>helped<\/insert>ing<\/delete> cook food for the village. <\/delete> While the residents were grateful to the team, they were confused by the Pontiff\u2019s new tendency to shout strange phrases like \u201cHoly Polaris Bern!\u201d whenever something unusual occurred.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Adam Lowinger May 2, 2016 FollowingAs a result of their brief meeting in the Vatican, in which the two discussed their shared ideology concerning globabl poverty, Pope Francis and Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders have joined forces to become a new Superhero team called the Progressive Pair. Francis has taken on the iIdentity of The Pontiff, who uses faith-based healing powers to aid both sick people and landscapes. while Mr. Sander\u2019s alter-ego is entitled The Bern, who can harness solar energy and redirect it as heat beams. The team has made an agenda of going around fighting corruption and performing humanitarian acts around the globe. The Pair has already destroyed notable ISISIslamic State (IS) compounds in Iraq and Syria and provided aid to impoverished areas. The result has been a steady rise both in conversion to the Catholic ChurchCatholicism and in Bernie Sanders\u2019 primary approval ratings. Official Vatican spokesperson Alexjandroander ConstantinoAnderson said that alliance is \u201ccritical for the Church\u2019s appeal to a new generation. Superhero\u2019s are big among the youth these days, so promoting the Progressive Pair will show them how we can all be heroes through acting in compassion as Christ would.\u201d The Sanders campaign showed similar approval to the venture. Sanders\u2019s pPublic outreach spokesperson commented that using the Vatican\u2019s resources to transport the sSenator to areas of hardship and turmoil will cause his humanitarian appeal to increase. However, the campaign has limited all Vatican donations to $27oo as per election guidelines. At present time, the Progressive Pair has arrived in rural Sudan in their environmental-friendly Socialimo. The Pontiff was said to purify the water with only a blessing, while Tthe Bern was helpeding cook food for the village. While the residents were grateful to the team, they were confused by the Pontiff\u2019s new tendency to shout strange phrases like \u201cHoly Polaris Bern!\u201d whenever something unusual occurred.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1833"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2866,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1833\/revisions\/2866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}