{"id":1830,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/why-hillary-is-just-like-you-swag\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:39","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:39","slug":"why-hillary-is-just-like-you-swag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/why-hillary-is-just-like-you-swag\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Hillary Is Just Like You #Swag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"\" alt=\" \" \/><\/p>\n<h6>By <a href=\"\/search?author=Liam Coles\">Liam Coles<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6>May 13, 2016<\/h6>\n<p>Hillary Clinton recently has gotten a bad rap about being \u201ccold\u201d and \u201cunhip\u201d with young people, but I am here to remind you that she is just like us millennials! <\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>\n<p>Just like the best of us, Hill likes to chill around with her #DankMemes! She really hopes that she can talk to you and your son again! And maybe you two could vote for her too!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>Similarly to us young folk, Hillary loves Netflix! She just wants her b\u00e6 Bill to <delete class=\"del cts-2\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1463254070262\" data-userid=\"17\" data-username=\"Walker King\">squeeze her butt and<\/delete> buy her pizza as they relax to some Netflix and Hill!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>Hillary, just like us college kids, also hates college loans! She always texts her daughter Chelsea frowny face emojis about how she wants young people\u2019s debt to go away! Won\u2019t you help Hillary help you say \u201cBye Felicia\u201d to your college loans by coming out to the pol<insert class=\"ins cts-2\" data-cid=\"6\" data-time=\"1463254080275\" data-userid=\"17\" data-username=\"Walker King\">l<\/insert><delete class=\"del cts-2\" data-cid=\"3\" data-time=\"1463254079747\" data-userid=\"17\" data-username=\"Walker King\">e<\/delete>s this November?!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>Love Lemonade? So does Hillary! She, like Queen B herself, knows how to forgive a successful yet unfaithful husband. If anything, Hillary Clinton is just like an older, more hip version of Beyonc\u00e9! Her polices are ***FLAWLESS!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>Is throwing shade on social media a passion of yours? Same with my girl Hill! She loves to throw mad shade at her opposition on #Twitter and @snapchat! She just loves to break the Internet showing how rachet and basic her opposition really is! #SorryNotSorry<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Hillary Clinton is just your average millennial, just like us. She is so #swag that you should TURN UP at the pol<insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"5\" data-time=\"1463252061590\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\">l<\/insert><delete class=\"del cts-1\" data-cid=\"4\" data-time=\"1463252060694\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\">e<\/delete>s this November and vote for Hillary Clinton. The next four years are going to be LIT!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Liam Coles May 13, 2016 Hillary Clinton recently has gotten a bad rap about being \u201ccold\u201d and \u201cunhip\u201d with young people, but I am here to remind you that she is just like us millennials! Just like the best of us, Hill likes to chill around with her #DankMemes! She really hopes that she can talk to you and your son again! And maybe you two could vote for her too! Similarly to us young folk, Hillary loves Netflix! She just wants her b\u00e6 Bill to squeeze her butt and buy her pizza as they relax to some Netflix and Hill! Hillary, just like us college kids, also hates college loans! She always texts her daughter Chelsea frowny face emojis about how she wants young people\u2019s debt to go away! Won\u2019t you help Hillary help you say \u201cBye Felicia\u201d to your college loans by coming out to the polles this November?! Love Lemonade? So does Hillary! She, like Queen B herself, knows how to forgive a successful yet unfaithful husband. If anything, Hillary Clinton is just like an older, more hip version of Beyonc\u00e9! Her polices are ***FLAWLESS! Is throwing shade on social media a passion of yours? Same with my girl Hill! She loves to throw mad shade at her opposition on #Twitter and @snapchat! She just loves to break the Internet showing how rachet and basic her opposition really is! #SorryNotSorry Hillary Clinton is just your average millennial, just like us. She is so #swag that you should TURN UP at the polles this November and vote for Hillary Clinton. The next four years are going to be LIT!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1830"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2863,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830\/revisions\/2863"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}