{"id":1827,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/horribly-misguided-sign-tells-drivers-to-stop\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:38","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:38","slug":"horribly-misguided-sign-tells-drivers-to-stop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/horribly-misguided-sign-tells-drivers-to-stop\/","title":{"rendered":"Horribly Misguided Sign Tells Drivers To \u201cStop\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" alt=\" \" \/><\/p>\n<h6>By <a href=\"\/search?author=Ryan Fleishman\">Ryan Fleishman<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6>May 13, 2016<\/h6>\n<p>Having driven along <insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"16\" data-time=\"1463253927515\" data-userid=\"17\" data-username=\"Walker King\">Wabash Avenue<\/insert><delete class=\"del cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1463253925815\" data-userid=\"17\" data-username=\"Walker King\">Crabapple Road<\/delete> multiple times in the last 2 weeks, residents of Chicago have unhappily realized that some absurd new sign in the road is commanding them to cease motion mid-drive.  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cAt first I was unsure how to react to the mysterious sign, as I had seen nothing like it before,\u201d <delete class=\"del cts-2\" data-cid=\"3\" data-time=\"1463445375330\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\">said <\/delete>Neighborhood Watchman and frequent car-user Dale Chomsky <insert class=\"ins cts-2\" data-cid=\"9\" data-time=\"1463445379648\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\">said<\/insert>, <delete class=\"del cts-2\" data-cid=\"13\" data-time=\"1463445383527\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\">who <\/delete>elaborat<insert class=\"ins cts-2\" data-cid=\"20\" data-time=\"1463445388879\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\">ing<\/insert><delete class=\"del cts-2\" data-cid=\"18\" data-time=\"1463445387879\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\">ed<\/delete> that the sign\u2019s structure gave him \u2018bad vibes<insert class=\"ins cts-2\" data-cid=\"24\" data-time=\"1463445401255\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\">.<\/insert>\u2019<delete class=\"del cts-2\" data-cid=\"23\" data-time=\"1463445400479\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\">.<\/delete>  \u201cBoth the red color and octagonal shape of this wayward sign betrayed the heretic<insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"29\" data-time=\"1463253940480\" data-userid=\"17\" data-username=\"Walker King\">al<\/insert> nature of its message.\u201d  <\/p>\n<p>The unanimous consensus of Chicago citizens is that stopping on the road is illogical, as the road is a place for cars to drive freely.  \u201cTo be honest, we aren\u2019t even sure who put that sign up.  Do they even have the authority to tell us how to drive?\u201d complained local woman Martha Rogers. <\/p>\n<p>On an unrelated note, car accidents at intersections in Chicago have reached a record high.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Ryan Fleishman May 13, 2016 Having driven along Wabash AvenueCrabapple Road multiple times in the last 2 weeks, residents of Chicago have unhappily realized that some absurd new sign in the road is commanding them to cease motion mid-drive. \u201cAt first I was unsure how to react to the mysterious sign, as I had seen nothing like it before,\u201d said Neighborhood Watchman and frequent car-user Dale Chomsky said, who elaboratinged that the sign\u2019s structure gave him \u2018bad vibes.\u2019. \u201cBoth the red color and octagonal shape of this wayward sign betrayed the heretical nature of its message.\u201d The unanimous consensus of Chicago citizens is that stopping on the road is illogical, as the road is a place for cars to drive freely. \u201cTo be honest, we aren\u2019t even sure who put that sign up. Do they even have the authority to tell us how to drive?\u201d complained local woman Martha Rogers. On an unrelated note, car accidents at intersections in Chicago have reached a record high.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1827"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1827\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2860,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1827\/revisions\/2860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}