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Hello, spring, and goodbye Old Man Winter! It\u2019s been a long one, and so I haven\u2019t touched a razor since mid-October. But now that it\u2019s over 70 degrees, I\u2019m tempted to break out my sleeveless dresses and tank tops. The only thing stopping me is my three meters of tangled, knotted axilla tresses.<\/p>\n
Is it a bit bizarre that my armpit hair measures one and two-fifths times the height of Shaq? I don\u2019t think so. It\u2019s a natural life process and I\u2019m proud of what I accomplished this Winter Quarter. It\u2019s not my fault snobs and misogynists are afraid of my silky armpit coiffure that is as long as some alligators.<\/p>\n
That being said, it\u2019s not all Secret deodorant-scented roses. The length of my pit hair is starting to get in the way of my daily life. Every time I try to wear a muscle tee to the gym or a bathing suit to the pool, my extremely long armpit hair (which is half the length of a full-grown giraffe) gets in the way. I trip over it, people step on it as I walk to class, and I\u2019m starting to use a whole bottle of shampoo per shower!<\/p>\n
So I guess it might be time to say goodbye to my underarm mane. Anyone have a razor I can borrow?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Breck Radulovic May 13, 2016 Hello, spring, and goodbye Old Man Winter! It\u2019s been a long one, and so I haven\u2019t touched a razor since mid-October. But now that it\u2019s over 70 degrees, I\u2019m tempted to break out my sleeveless dresses and tank tops. The only thing stopping me is my three meters of tangled, knotted axilla tresses. Is it a bit bizarre that my armpit hair measures one and two-fifths times the height of Shaq? I don\u2019t think so. It\u2019s a natural life process and I\u2019m proud of what I accomplished this Winter Quarter. It\u2019s not my fault snobs and misogynists are afraid of my silky armpit coiffure that is as long as some alligators. That being said, it\u2019s not all Secret deodorant-scented roses. The length of my pit hair is starting to get in the way of my daily life. Every time I try to wear a muscle tee to the gym or a bathing suit to the pool, my extremely long armpit hair (which is half the length of a full-grown giraffe) gets in the way. I trip over it, people step on it as I walk to class, and I\u2019m starting to use a whole bottle of shampoo per shower! So I guess it might be time to say goodbye to my underarm mane. Anyone have a razor I can borrow?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lifestyle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1819"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1819\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3533,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1819\/revisions\/3533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}