{"id":1811,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/jeb-and-hillary-launch-new-line-of-cooking-utensils\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:36","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:36","slug":"jeb-and-hillary-launch-new-line-of-cooking-utensils","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/jeb-and-hillary-launch-new-line-of-cooking-utensils\/","title":{"rendered":"Jeb and Hillary Launch New Line of Cooking Utensils"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" alt=\" \" \/><\/p>\n<h6>By <a href=\"\/search?author=Paul Alves\">Paul Alves<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6>May 14, 2016<\/h6>\n<p><span>Jeb! and Hillary Clinton have announced a joint effort to stop <insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"13\" data-time=\"1463253667366\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\" title=\"Inserted by Matthew Goldenberg - 05\/14\/2016 2:21pm\">the political momentum of\u00a0<\/insert><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"6\" data-time=\"1463253664606\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\" title=\"Inserted by Matthew Goldenberg - 05\/14\/2016 2:21pm\">Donald\u00a0<\/insert>Trump: a brand new campaign cooking line. This line of accoutrements will help you express your distaste for Trump while making tasty meals! <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Feminist Guac Bowl \u2013 Stick it to the racist and sexist Trump by making your multicultural tacos in a powerful feminist inspired Guac bowl! Birth your guacamole without the pain and the wait! <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Wage Gap Waffle Iron \u2013 Fight the wage gap with waffles! This waffle iron has swappable plates for each gender. Women get more batter, while men get less. Additional non-binary plates available for purchase. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>South of the Border Hot Sauce \u2013 Embrace the culture of the many immigrants in our country. <delete class=\"del cts-1\" data-cid=\"39\" data-time=\"1463253739717\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\" title=\"Deleted by Matthew Goldenberg - 05\/14\/2016 2:22pm\">Inspired by how ISIS tried to enter the United States through the Mexican border,<\/delete> <insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"41\" data-time=\"1463253742588\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\" title=\"Inserted by Matthew Goldenberg - 05\/14\/2016 2:22pm\">I<\/insert><delete class=\"del cts-1\" data-cid=\"40\" data-time=\"1463253741324\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\" title=\"Deleted by Matthew Goldenberg - 05\/14\/2016 2:22pm\">i<\/delete>t will leave a taste explosion in your mouth! <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>High Energy Coffee Maker \u2013 Perfect before debates or at 3AM when the US Embassy is being bombed. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Indian Mortar and Pestle \u2013 Did you know Jeb! and Hillary Clinton are 1\/4387th Cherokee? By using this mortar and pestle, you too can grind the oppressive patriarchy! <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Bernie Sanders has also announced a competing cooking line. Products include stale bread maker and a water unpurifier, designed so the wealthy can experience the class struggle. All purchases will be distributed evenly among the purchasers\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Paul Alves May 14, 2016 Jeb! and Hillary Clinton have announced a joint effort to stop the political momentum of\u00a0Donald\u00a0Trump: a brand new campaign cooking line. This line of accoutrements will help you express your distaste for Trump while making tasty meals! Feminist Guac Bowl \u2013 Stick it to the racist and sexist Trump by making your multicultural tacos in a powerful feminist inspired Guac bowl! Birth your guacamole without the pain and the wait! Wage Gap Waffle Iron \u2013 Fight the wage gap with waffles! This waffle iron has swappable plates for each gender. Women get more batter, while men get less. Additional non-binary plates available for purchase. South of the Border Hot Sauce \u2013 Embrace the culture of the many immigrants in our country. Inspired by how ISIS tried to enter the United States through the Mexican border, Iit will leave a taste explosion in your mouth! High Energy Coffee Maker \u2013 Perfect before debates or at 3AM when the US Embassy is being bombed. Indian Mortar and Pestle \u2013 Did you know Jeb! and Hillary Clinton are 1\/4387th Cherokee? By using this mortar and pestle, you too can grind the oppressive patriarchy! Bernie Sanders has also announced a competing cooking line. Products include stale bread maker and a water unpurifier, designed so the wealthy can experience the class struggle. 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