{"id":1809,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/people-in-lounge-going-to-pretend-kid-didnt-just-fart\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:36","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:36","slug":"people-in-lounge-going-to-pretend-kid-didnt-just-fart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/people-in-lounge-going-to-pretend-kid-didnt-just-fart\/","title":{"rendered":"People In Lounge Going to Pretend Kid Didn’t Just Fart"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Jacob Levin<\/a><\/h6>\n
May 14, 2016<\/h6>\n

According to sources close to the Shady Dealer<\/i>, people of the Vincent House lounge silently and unanimously voted to say nothing about the massive fart unleashed by the<\/delete> house weirdo<\/delete>resident<\/insert>,<\/delete> [name1]<\/delete>Frank Simpson<\/insert>.<\/p>\n

\u201cYeah, we were just chilling out, playing video games, and making plans for the weekend, when all of a sudden, <\/insert>Frank<\/insert> just absolutely rips ass,\u201d Vincent House resident [name2]<\/delete>Harry Petersen<\/insert> told the Shady<\/em><\/insert> <\/delete>Dealer<\/i>. \u201cWe didn\u2019t want to address it right then and there,<\/delete> because, you know,<\/delete> we already make fun of him mercilessly behind his back, and it would feel wrong,\u201d [name2]<\/delete>Petersen<\/insert> continued.<\/p>\n

\u201cI was in the middle of a sentence,<\/insert>,<\/delete> and then, boom! I tried my best to keep going as if nothing happened, but there was definitely a break in the flow of the conversation,\u201d Vincent House RA [name3]<\/delete>Gayle Hershfield<\/insert> added. \u201cI hoped that it would go back to normal in a few seconds, but the smell was just so overpowering that I don\u2019t know how an<\/insert>ever<\/delete>yone in the room held it together. I hope I don\u2019t have to bring this up at House Meeting.\u201d<\/p>\n

When asked about the incident, [name1]<\/delete>Simpson<\/insert> claimed that he had no idea what we were talking about before mumbling, \u201cI didn\u2019t do it,\u201d to himself and returning to his weekly ritual of clipping his toenails in his room with his door open and Korean pop music blaring from his speakers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Jacob Levin May 14, 2016 According to sources close to the Shady Dealer, people of the Vincent House lounge silently and unanimously voted to say nothing about the massive fart unleashed by the house weirdoresident, [name1]Frank Simpson. \u201cYeah, we were just chilling out, playing video games, and making plans for the weekend, when all of a sudden, Frank just absolutely rips ass,\u201d Vincent House resident [name2]Harry Petersen told the Shady Dealer. \u201cWe didn\u2019t want to address it right then and there, because, you know, we already make fun of him mercilessly behind his back, and it would feel wrong,\u201d [name2]Petersen continued. \u201cI was in the middle of a sentence,, and then, boom! I tried my best to keep going as if nothing happened, but there was definitely a break in the flow of the conversation,\u201d Vincent House RA [name3]Gayle Hershfield added. \u201cI hoped that it would go back to normal in a few seconds, but the smell was just so overpowering that I don\u2019t know how aneveryone in the room held it together. I hope I don\u2019t have to bring this up at House Meeting.\u201d When asked about the incident, [name1]Simpson claimed that he had no idea what we were talking about before mumbling, \u201cI didn\u2019t do it,\u201d to himself and returning to his weekly ritual of clipping his toenails in his room with his door open and Korean pop music blaring from his speakers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1809"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2842,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1809\/revisions\/2842"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}