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After four long days of searching high and low for every item on the \t \u201cYeah, my heart just sank,\u201d said F \t Indeed, when asked about said clitoris, a highly popular part of the female human anatomy (and worth over a \t \u201cYup, once again, totally blanking on that \u2018glyporbrouse\u2019 word\u201d, he said, pausing for a moment to take a picture of his crotch. \u201cAre you guys sure it\u2019s a real thing? Also, I have sex, like, all the time.\u201d<\/p>\n \t Despite his lack of knowledge on clitoral subjects, F \t \u201cOkay, I know we can award points to clever interpretations of items on occasion,\u201d said \t In the end, F \u201cTo be totally honest,\u201d said Myers in a low tone. \u201cWe really added \u201cclitoris\u201d to the list specifically as an anti-fuckbo By Jacob Johnson May 14, 2016 After four long days of searching high and low for every item on the Sscav Hunt list (no matter how bizarre), local fuckboyi Ryan \u201cSwag\u201d Firmanratman was devastated to discover that one of the final items on the extensive document read simply \u201cCclitoris\u201d. \u201cYeah, my heart just sank,\u201d said Firmanratman, who was dressed in pastel shorts, a polo shirt, and sunglasses. \u201cCause I\u2019d made it all that way, you know, solving those weird riddles and stuff, and now I come across this \u2018klytoobris\u2019 thing and I honestly have no idea what it is.\u201d Indeed, when asked about said clitoris, a highly popular part of the female human anatomy (and worth over a hundredmillion points for scav), Firmanratman was completely ignorant on the subject. \u201cYup, once again, totally blanking on that \u2018glyporbrouse\u2019 word\u201d, he said, pausing for a moment to take a picture of his crotch. \u201cAre you guys sure it\u2019s a real thing? Also, I have sex, like, all the time.\u201d Despite his lack of knowledge on clitoral subjects, Firmanratman was determined to wow the judges in a display of creativity on the prompt. \u201cOkay, I know we can award points to clever interpretations of items on occasion,\u201d said Sscav Jjudge Erin Myers., \u201cBut when Ryan walked into judging with a gross mess of popsicle sticks and beer cans glued together with \u2018CLEETUS\u2019 written over it in glitter, we weren\u2019t sure how to react.\u201d In the end, Firmanratman was reportedly unable to complete the Sscav process, having been rendered unconscious from drinking all of the beer in the cans used for his creation. The Jjudges were hopefulcertain he would be back to try again next year. \u201cTo be totally honest,\u201d said Myers in a low tone. \u201cWe really added \u201cclitoris\u201d to the list specifically as an anti-fuckboyi measure. He may be able to find a Jar-Jar jar ajar, or a butt-plug shaped like Teddy Rooseveltfunctioning nuclear reactor, but you know he\u2019ll never be able to find one of those.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1808"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2841,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1808\/revisions\/2841"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}