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According to those familiar with the situation, area student Margaret Ennis has been experiencing a highly erotic fantasy wherein she writes a mean course evaluation for her Introductory Physics professor Dennis Walberg.<\/p>\n
\u201cMmm, yeah, then it\u2019ll ask me for teaching strengths, and I\u2019ll write \u2018N\/A’,\u201d Ennis mused quietly during lecture while chewing aggressively on a pencil. \u201cOr, if I\u2019m feeling really bold, maybe I\u2019ll write \u2018NONE\u2019 in all capital letters. Ugh, that would be so satisfying,\u201d the student continued, moaning slightly.<\/p>\n
Ennis, 20, has been stuck listening to Walberg, 49, for nearly 10 weeks this quarter. During this time, Walberg has subjected his students to almost thirty hours of nauseatingly dull lectures and pointless homework assignments. Accordingly, Ennis has been mentally rehearsing the mean comments she plans to submit to administrators since Week 5.<\/p>\n
\u201cListening to Professor Walberg is like watching paint dry, but worse,\u201d Ennis reflected, cheeks flushed with the excitement of venting her long-held frustrations to the online course evaluation system. \u201cI would rather chew my own arm off than re-take this class,\u201d she continued, eyes beginning to roll to the back of her head.<\/p>\n
\u201cUses blackboard clearly? Well prepared for class? Responds to questions effectively? Disagree! Disagree! Disagree! Goddamn it!!\u201d<\/p>\n
At press time, Ennis was re-emerging from the ladies restroom with a strange look of smug satisfaction on her face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Morgan Pantuck May 30, 2016 According to those familiar with the situation, area student Margaret Ennis has been experiencing a highly erotic fantasy wherein she writes a mean course evaluation for her Introductory Physics professor Dennis Walberg. \u201cMmm, yeah, then it\u2019ll ask me for teaching strengths, and I\u2019ll write \u2018N\/A’,\u201d Ennis mused quietly during lecture while chewing aggressively on a pencil. \u201cOr, if I\u2019m feeling really bold, maybe I\u2019ll write \u2018NONE\u2019 in all capital letters. Ugh, that would be so satisfying,\u201d the student continued, moaning slightly. Ennis, 20, has been stuck listening to Walberg, 49, for nearly 10 weeks this quarter. During this time, Walberg has subjected his students to almost thirty hours of nauseatingly dull lectures and pointless homework assignments. Accordingly, Ennis has been mentally rehearsing the mean comments she plans to submit to administrators since Week 5. \u201cListening to Professor Walberg is like watching paint dry, but worse,\u201d Ennis reflected, cheeks flushed with the excitement of venting her long-held frustrations to the online course evaluation system. \u201cI would rather chew my own arm off than re-take this class,\u201d she continued, eyes beginning to roll to the back of her head. \u201cUses blackboard clearly? Well prepared for class? Responds to questions effectively? Disagree! Disagree! Disagree! Goddamn it!!\u201d At press time, Ennis was re-emerging from the ladies restroom with a strange look of smug satisfaction on her face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1803"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1803\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2836,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1803\/revisions\/2836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}