{"id":1801,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/since-youre-in-the-market-for-a-new-country\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:34","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:34","slug":"since-youre-in-the-market-for-a-new-country","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/since-youre-in-the-market-for-a-new-country\/","title":{"rendered":"Since You\u2019re in the Market for a New Country&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"\" alt=\" \" \/><\/p>\n<h6>By <a href=\"\/search?author=Daniel Ruttenberg\">Daniel Ruttenberg<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6>June 25, 2016<\/h6>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1466880697466\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\" title=\"Inserted by Jacob Levin - 06\/25\/2016 2:51pm\">Don\u2019t go changing your flag just yet, because we have an offer for you. You\u2019ve got a vacancy, and we want in. That\u2019s right: The Ruttenberg Family wants to join the European Union.<\/insert><\/p>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1466880697466\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\" title=\"Inserted by Jacob Levin - 06\/25\/2016 2:51pm\">We have a lot to offer you, and I\u2019m sure you have a lot to offer us. Mother Ruttenberg makes a delicious\u00a0paella, and open trade between us would all but guarantee that Felip\u00e9 VI\u00a0will\u00a0get a big spoonful of that. Papa Ruttenberg is working on his golf game, so you can bet after those European Union meetings there are gonna be some putts on the green.<\/insert><\/p>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1466880697466\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\" title=\"Inserted by Jacob Levin - 06\/25\/2016 2:51pm\">In addition, with the free borders between our countries, anyone from Lithuania, Bosnia, or any of your other wonderful nations would be free to visit our home on 61 Park Street, Newton MA. We just renovated our patio, so have at it! If you want, we\u2019d even be happy to host the next Eurovision competition, but watch out! Little Baby Ruttenberg has been taking vocal lessons.<\/insert><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Daniel Ruttenberg June 25, 2016 Don\u2019t go changing your flag just yet, because we have an offer for you. You\u2019ve got a vacancy, and we want in. That\u2019s right: The Ruttenberg Family wants to join the European Union. We have a lot to offer you, and I\u2019m sure you have a lot to offer us. Mother Ruttenberg makes a delicious\u00a0paella, and open trade between us would all but guarantee that Felip\u00e9 VI\u00a0will\u00a0get a big spoonful of that. Papa Ruttenberg is working on his golf game, so you can bet after those European Union meetings there are gonna be some putts on the green. In addition, with the free borders between our countries, anyone from Lithuania, Bosnia, or any of your other wonderful nations would be free to visit our home on 61 Park Street, Newton MA. We just renovated our patio, so have at it! If you want, we\u2019d even be happy to host the next Eurovision competition, but watch out! Little Baby Ruttenberg has been taking vocal lessons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1801"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1801"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2834,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1801\/revisions\/2834"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}