{"id":1793,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/omance-goes-oorly\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:33","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:33","slug":"omance-goes-oorly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/omance-goes-oorly\/","title":{"rendered":"Omance Goes Oorly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" alt=\" \" \/><\/p>\n<h6>By <a href=\"\/search?author=Daniel Ruttenberg\">Daniel Ruttenberg<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6>July 31, 2016<\/h6>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1469984545934\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\">A recent Omance between Benjamin Brooks and Cate Preston has gone Oorly, according to anonymous Ources.  <delete class=\"del cts-2\" data-cid=\"23\" data-time=\"1471814580542\" data-userid=\"15\" data-username=\"Daniel Ruttenberg\">The Ources say<\/delete> Brooks and Preston Oth live in Ony Island and were flirting since <insert class=\"ins cts-2\" data-cid=\"10\" data-time=\"1471814565424\" data-userid=\"15\" data-username=\"Daniel Ruttenberg\">the first day<\/insert><delete class=\"del cts-2\" data-cid=\"5\" data-time=\"1471814564106\" data-userid=\"15\" data-username=\"Daniel Ruttenberg\">day one<\/delete>.  Kyle Kincaid, a fellow Ousemate, Ooks back on their Ourtship.<\/insert><\/p>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1469984545934\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\">\u201cThey Onded Over shared Obbies, like Owing, Water Olo, and Ossfit<insert class=\"ins cts-2\" data-cid=\"11\" data-time=\"1473707950981\" data-userid=\"15\" data-username=\"Daniel Ruttenberg\">, and then Brooks Oposed that Oth of them O see the new Ostbuster film<\/insert><delete class=\"del cts-2\" data-cid=\"9\" data-time=\"1473707950766\" data-userid=\"15\" data-username=\"Daniel Ruttenberg\"> <\/delete>\u201d.  Owever, this Omance wasn\u2019t as Omantic as they Oped Or.  \u201c<insert class=\"ins cts-2\" data-cid=\"100\" data-time=\"1473708062260\" data-userid=\"15\" data-username=\"Daniel Ruttenberg\">At One Oint, <\/insert>Brooks\u2019 Ondom Oke, and they had to Ook Or Ousemates who Ought Ondoms <insert class=\"ins cts-2\" data-cid=\"113\" data-time=\"1473708079646\" data-userid=\"15\" data-username=\"Daniel Ruttenberg\">from Ome <\/insert>to Ocure Ore.  What <insert class=\"ins cts-2\" data-cid=\"4\" data-time=\"1471742835293\" data-userid=\"15\" data-username=\"Daniel Ruttenberg\">a<\/insert><delete class=\"del cts-2\" data-cid=\"3\" data-time=\"1471742835241\" data-userid=\"15\" data-username=\"Daniel Ruttenberg\">A<\/delete>ss Oles.\u201d<\/insert><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Daniel Ruttenberg July 31, 2016 A recent Omance between Benjamin Brooks and Cate Preston has gone Oorly, according to anonymous Ources. The Ources say Brooks and Preston Oth live in Ony Island and were flirting since the first dayday one. Kyle Kincaid, a fellow Ousemate, Ooks back on their Ourtship. \u201cThey Onded Over shared Obbies, like Owing, Water Olo, and Ossfit, and then Brooks Oposed that Oth of them O see the new Ostbuster film \u201d. Owever, this Omance wasn\u2019t as Omantic as they Oped Or. \u201cAt One Oint, Brooks\u2019 Ondom Oke, and they had to Ook Or Ousemates who Ought Ondoms from Ome to Ocure Ore. 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