{"id":1786,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/12-apostles-ranked-according-to-attractiveness\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:38","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:38","slug":"12-apostles-ranked-according-to-attractiveness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/12-apostles-ranked-according-to-attractiveness\/","title":{"rendered":"12 Apostles Ranked According to Attractiveness"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Liam Coles<\/a><\/h6>\n
May 13, 2016<\/h6>\n

12) Thomas: People like men with conviction. <\/p>\n

11) Matthew: Taxes suck.<\/p>\n

10) James: Not even mentioned in John\u2019s Gospel.<\/p>\n

9) Phillip: Cute but not even miraculous.<\/p>\n

8) Simon, called Peter: Abs, but pick damn name.<\/p>\n

7) Simon: Real original name there. <\/p>\n

6) Bartholomew: Cute, but almost too DTF (down to forgive).<\/p>\n

5) James, son of Zebedee: Great legs, but uglier of the sons of Thunder.<\/p>\n

4) Andrew: Come with him and you\u2019ll be fishing for men all night! <\/p>\n

3) John, son of Zebedee: He\u2019s the disciple whom Jesus loved\u2026to stare at. <\/p>\n

2) Judas Iscariot: Not the best face, but you know #BadBoy.<\/p>\n

1) Thaddeus: Thad ass though.<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Liam Coles May 13, 2016 12) Thomas: People like men with conviction. 11) Matthew: Taxes suck. 10) James: Not even mentioned in John\u2019s Gospel. 9) Phillip: Cute but not even miraculous. 8) Simon, called Peter: Abs, but pick damn name. 7) Simon: Real original name there. 6) Bartholomew: Cute, but almost too DTF (down to forgive). 5) James, son of Zebedee: Great legs, but uglier of the sons of Thunder. 4) Andrew: Come with him and you\u2019ll be fishing for men all night! 3) John, son of Zebedee: He\u2019s the disciple whom Jesus loved\u2026to stare at. 2) Judas Iscariot: Not the best face, but you know #BadBoy. 1) Thaddeus: Thad ass though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1786"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1786"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1786\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5095,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1786\/revisions\/5095"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}