{"id":1780,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/five-jewish-boys-my-daughter-should-date\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:31","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:31","slug":"five-jewish-boys-my-daughter-should-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/five-jewish-boys-my-daughter-should-date\/","title":{"rendered":"Five Jewish Boys My Daughter Should Date"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Morgan Pantuck’s Mom<\/a><\/h6>\n
Aug. 21, 2016<\/h6>\n

Jacob: Dad\u2019s tennis buddy has a son named Jacob who\u2019s a <\/insert>pre-med at Northwestern. I gave his mom your cell phone number, so look out for a text!<\/insert><\/p>\n

Ezra: You said you matched with a boy named \u201cEzra\u201d on Tinder a week ago. Ezra sounds pretty Jewish. You should ask him out for coffee.<\/insert><\/p>\n

Samuel: Didn\u2019t you say your friend Samuel goes to Hillel? What\u2019s wrong with Samuel? <\/insert><\/p>\n

Adam: You two actually met when you were little during C<\/insert>c<\/delete>ousin Daniel\u2019s Bar Mitzvah. I hear he grew into his unusually large head! Can you find him on Facebook? Do you want me to call his mother?<\/insert><\/p>\n

Zachary: On second thought, Zachary wears a yarmulke, which is slightly too Jewish.<\/insert><\/insert><\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Morgan Pantuck’s Mom Aug. 21, 2016 Jacob: Dad\u2019s tennis buddy has a son named Jacob who\u2019s a pre-med at Northwestern. I gave his mom your cell phone number, so look out for a text! Ezra: You said you matched with a boy named \u201cEzra\u201d on Tinder a week ago. Ezra sounds pretty Jewish. You should ask him out for coffee. Samuel: Didn\u2019t you say your friend Samuel goes to Hillel? What\u2019s wrong with Samuel? Adam: You two actually met when you were little during Ccousin Daniel\u2019s Bar Mitzvah. I hear he grew into his unusually large head! Can you find him on Facebook? Do you want me to call his mother? Zachary: On second thought, Zachary wears a yarmulke, which is slightly too Jewish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1780"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1780\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2813,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1780\/revisions\/2813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}