{"id":1777,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/10-times-your-lab-partner-wasnt-actually-flirting-with-you\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:30","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:30","slug":"10-times-your-lab-partner-wasnt-actually-flirting-with-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/10-times-your-lab-partner-wasnt-actually-flirting-with-you\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Times Your Lab Partner Wasn\u2019t Actually Flirting with You"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Katie Zellner and Morgan Pantuck<\/a><\/h6>\n
Sept. 7, 2016<\/h6>\n

By Katie Zellner and Morgan Pantuck<\/delete> <\/delete><\/insert>1. When he invited you over to look at his sheets.<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/delete><\/insert>Unfortunately,<\/insert> those weren\u2019t 400-thread-count Egyptian cotton, but merely Google Sheets. He just wanted to make sure that his titration curve made sense. Bummer!<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/delete><\/insert>2. When he asked if you wanted some of his DNA sample.<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/delete><\/insert>Although you immediately thought this was a semen reference, your lab partner was actually trying to be helpful when you ran out of genetic material. Too bad!<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/delete><\/insert>3. When he complimented your heart.<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/delete><\/insert>This seemed like genuine flattery until you remembered that you were holding a scalpel and dissecting a pig. \ud83d\ude41<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/delete><\/insert>4. When he said his p-value was significant.<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/delete><\/insert>You should have known better *eggplant emoji three times*.<\/insert><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/delete><\/insert>5. When he helped clean the spill off of your shirt.<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/delete><\/insert>You thought he was just trying to cop a feel, but he was just trying to save your skin from sulfuric acid burns. Shucks!<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/delete><\/insert>6. When he asked you for just the tip.<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/delete><\/insert>He has his own pipette, he just needed the tip box. Ughhhhh.<\/insert><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/delete><\/insert>7. When he asked if you wanted to mate.<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/delete><\/insert>He walked over, whispered that he noticed your beautiful white eyes, and asked if you wanted to ma<\/insert>ma<\/delete>te. Your flies. Obviously. For the experiment. You don\u2019t even have white eyes. Chill. <\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/delete><\/insert>8<\/delete>8<\/insert>. When he said he felt a spark.<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/delete><\/insert>No, it was not your \u201celectric connection\u201d and \u201cwitty banter,\u201d it was sparks from the circuit that malfunctioned while you were staring into his eyes. <\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/delete><\/insert>9. When he handed you a flask.<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/delete><\/insert>Erlenmeyer filled with distilled water, not booze. *Sigh*.<\/insert><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/delete><\/insert>10. When he asked, \u201cAre those D\u2019s?\u201d<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/delete><\/insert>He didn\u2019t notice your boobs; just your awful grades. Maybe you should pay more attention to lecture instead of your hunky lab partner. <\/delete><\/insert><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Katie Zellner and Morgan Pantuck Sept. 7, 2016 By Katie Zellner and Morgan Pantuck 1. When he invited you over to look at his sheets. Unfortunately, those weren\u2019t 400-thread-count Egyptian cotton, but merely Google Sheets. He just wanted to make sure that his titration curve made sense. Bummer! 2. When he asked if you wanted some of his DNA sample. Although you immediately thought this was a semen reference, your lab partner was actually trying to be helpful when you ran out of genetic material. Too bad! 3. When he complimented your heart. This seemed like genuine flattery until you remembered that you were holding a scalpel and dissecting a pig. \ud83d\ude41 4. When he said his p-value was significant. You should have known better *eggplant emoji three times*. 5. When he helped clean the spill off of your shirt. You thought he was just trying to cop a feel, but he was just trying to save your skin from sulfuric acid burns. Shucks! 6. When he asked you for just the tip. He has his own pipette, he just needed the tip box. Ughhhhh. 7. When he asked if you wanted to mate. He walked over, whispered that he noticed your beautiful white eyes, and asked if you wanted to mamate. Your flies. Obviously. For the experiment. You don\u2019t even have white eyes. Chill. 88. When he said he felt a spark. No, it was not your \u201celectric connection\u201d and \u201cwitty banter,\u201d it was sparks from the circuit that malfunctioned while you were staring into his eyes. 9. When he handed you a flask. Erlenmeyer filled with distilled water, not booze. *Sigh*. 10. When he asked, \u201cAre those D\u2019s?\u201d He didn\u2019t notice your boobs; just your awful grades. Maybe you should pay more attention to lecture instead of your hunky lab partner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1777"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1777"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2810,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1777\/revisions\/2810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}