{"id":1772,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/quiz-donald-trump-quote-or-nickelback-lyric\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:29","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:29","slug":"quiz-donald-trump-quote-or-nickelback-lyric","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/quiz-donald-trump-quote-or-nickelback-lyric\/","title":{"rendered":"Quiz: Donald Trump Quote or Nickelback Lyric?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Shira Eisenberg<\/a><\/h6>\n
Oct. 10, 2016<\/h6>\n

Donald Trump Quote or Nickelback Lyric<\/em><\/strong><\/insert><\/delete><\/delete>Supporters of both problematic blonds are afraid to go public. <\/insert><\/delete> <\/delete>by<\/em><\/delete> Shira Eisenberg<\/delete> <\/insert><\/delete><\/delete> <\/delete>1. Let\u2019s start off with an easy one:<\/insert><\/p>\n

\u201cWhen you\u2019re a star, they let you do it. <\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

You can do anything.<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

Grab them by the pussy\u2026You can do anything.\u201d <\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Donald Trump<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Nickelback <\/insert><\/p>\n

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2. Got it? How about this one?<\/insert><\/p>\n

\u201c\u2019No\u2019 is just a thought that never crosses my mind.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Sounds like The Donald<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Gotta be Nickelback <\/insert><\/p>\n

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3. Getting used to this? Here\u2019s a curve ball. <\/insert><\/p>\n

\u201cThe judge is going easy because he paid for her chest.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Typical Trumpster<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Good ol\u2019 Chad Kroeger <\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

4. \u201cI was lying when I told her that I\u2019m only gonna lick her tonight!\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Put your tongue back in your mouth, Donald<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Nickelback-that-ass-up <\/insert><\/p>\n

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5. How about this gem?<\/insert><\/p>\n

\u201cMust be a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Trump <\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Sounds like 2000s rock to me<\/insert><\/p>\n

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6. Difficult ay?<\/insert><\/p>\n

\u201cSorry there is no star on the stage tonight.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. GOP Candidate<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Most hated band in history<\/insert><\/p>\n

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7. \u201cI can actually make my enemies tell the truth.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Trumpty Dumpty<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Who even came up with the name Nickelback?<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

8. This one could be either!<\/insert><\/p>\n

\u201cMy IQ is one of the highest—and you all know it!<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

Please don\u2019t feel so stupid or insecure; it\u2019s not your fault.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Most definitely Trump<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. The backside of 5 cents<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

9. \u201cDreams just aren\u2019t enough.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Probably Trump regarding liberal policy<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Probably Chad Kroeger regarding his musical career <\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

10. \u201cSometimes your best investments are the ones you don\u2019t make.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Trump is getting deep<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Nickelback <\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

11. Here\u2019s a tricky one<\/insert><\/p>\n

\u201cNo I don\u2019t, No I don\u2019t, No I don\u2019t.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. The wall builder\u2122<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Nickelback (my ears hurtare bleeding already<\/delete>)<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

12. \u201cShe says I\u2019m only telling half of it\u2026That\u2019s probably because there\u2019s only half worth telling!\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Clearly Trump<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Or is it Nickelback?<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

13. \u201cOur country is out of control.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Very Presidential<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. So probably Chad Kroeger <\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

14. \u201cYou look so much cuter with something in your mouth.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Definitely Trump<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Nickelback<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

15. \u201cWe\u2019re not about to live in this mass delusion\u2026 we don\u2019t wanna hear another word you say.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Trump<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Nickelback lyrics<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

16. \u201cWhat do we want? We want change. And how are we gonna get there? Revolution.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Tbh this sounds like Bernie Sanders<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. But maybe it\u2019s Nickelback<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

17. \u201cYou know, I\u2019m automatically attracted to beautiful [women]\u2014I just start kissing them.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Risqu\u00e9 like Trump<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Is Nickelback a pun of Quarterback?<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

18. \u201cThe world blew up around us. We lost everything, including all relationships.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Donaldo <\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Half-a-dime-elback <\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

19. \u201cShe likes to touch and tease. It\u2019s always fun for me\u2014 it\u2019s always unbelievable.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Gotta be Trump<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Nickel-fucking-back<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

20. \u201cShe\u2019ll do any naughty thing I want.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Donald<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. My friend Chad<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

21. \u201cThe more we drank, the less that we had on. And it turns out she\u2019s got everything I want.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Ah more \u201clocker room talk,\u201d eh, Donald?<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Or Nickelback?<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

22. \u201cThe point is you can never be too greedy.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Donald Trump<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. This would be too easy if it was trump\u2026 Nickelback <\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

23. \u201cWell, now I guess I should\u2019ve listened when you said you\u2019d had enough. A little trick I picked up from my father\u2014in one ear and out the other.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Donald <\/insert><\/p>\n

B. That\u2019s gotta be a Nickelback lyric<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

24. \u201cI had some beautiful pictures taken in which I had a big smile on my face.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. This is from a Trump memoir<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Nah, it\u2019s from a Nickelback song<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

25. \u201cStealing comes with practice; lying comes with ease.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. That\u2019s also from a Trump memoir<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. JK it\u2019s Nickelback<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

26. \u201cI\u2019m gonna make it all right, but not right now.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Could there be a more Trump-ish quote?<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. It has to be Nickelback<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

27. \u201cThe brunettes move to New York. Blondes love California.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Trump<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Nickelbackeroo<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

28. \u201cNo, I\u2019m not into anal.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. TMI Trump<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. OK Chad<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert> <\/insert><\/p>\n

29. \u201cWith the proper woman you don\u2019t need Viagra.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n<\/p>\n

A. Trump (ew)<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Nickelback is now catering to senior citizens<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

30. \u201cBing bing, bong bong, bing bing bing\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Please tell me this is Trump<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. It might be Nickelback<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

31. \u201cThey\u2019ll get you anything with that evil smile.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Trump<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. It\u2019s Nickelback<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

32. \u201cHow can we fall asleep at night when something\u2019s clearly wrong? <\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

When we could feed a starving world with what we throw away?\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Ok yeah this isn\u2019t Trump<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. It\u2019s Nickelback sorry<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert> <\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

33. \u201cI guess nobody ever told her not to speak with a full mouth.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/em>A. Trump<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Nickelback<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

34. \u201cI wrote this out and it\u2019s very close to my heart.\u201d <\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Trump<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Chad<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

35. \u201cShe\u2019s not a baby. She was grabbing me.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Trump<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Please let this be Nickelback<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

36. \u201cAll I know is what\u2019s on the internet.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/em>A. Trump<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Was Nickelback around when the internet existed?<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

37. \u201cSwing as hard as you can swing. It will still mean nothing.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Donald Trump, the nihilist<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Nickelback, the other nihilist<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

38. \u201cTell your friends not to think aloud until they swallow.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Donald, come on<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. JK this is probably Nickelback <\/insert> <\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

39. \u201cBelieve me.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Trump<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Nickelback<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

40. \u201cYou won\u2019t believe me, so go and see for yourself\u2014from Mexico to New York.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Trump (he said Mexico)<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Nickelback<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

41. \u201cI was gonna hit this guy so hard his head would spin.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

A. A Presidential candidate, ladies and gents<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Just Chad Kroeger <\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

42. \u201cI\u2019m building a wall, ok? I\u2019m building a wall.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Obvious Trump<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Ok yeah just pick A<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

43. \u201cI am not a leader of men. I prefer to follow.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Trump<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Chad<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

44. \u201cI don\u2019t care it was a long time ago.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Donald Trump<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Or Chad Kroeger<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

45. \u201cNo, I don\u2019t guess. I don\u2019t sacrifice.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Gotta be Donald<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. But it\u2019s Nickelback<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

46. \u201cWomen: you have to treat them like shit.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/em>A. The man that wants to be our president<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. A bad rock star<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

47. \u201cYou can tell them to go fuck themselves. Because they let you down and they left.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n<\/p>\n

A. Donald<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Nickelback<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

48. \u201cI got caught up in favorable slavery.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/em>A. Kinky Donald<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Kinky Chad<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

49. \u201cYeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Donald<\/insert><\/p>\n

B. Kroeger<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

50. \u201cHow many \u2018I told you\u2019<\/em><\/em><\/insert>s\u2019 and \u2018start over\u2019<\/em><\/em><\/insert>s\u2019<\/em><\/insert>‘<\/delete> and shoulders have you cried on before?<\/em><\/insert> How many promises? Be honest, girl. How many tears you let hit the floor? How many bags you packed just to take them back? Tell me that how many \u2018either or\u2019s? Well no more, if you let me inside of your world, there\u2019ll be one less lonely girl.\u201d<\/em><\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

A. Trick question: this is Justin Bieber circa 2009<\/insert> <\/insert><\/p>\n

ANSWER KEY: 1A 2B 3B 4B 5A 6A 7A 8A 9B 10A 11B 12B 13A 14B 15B 16B 17A 18A 19B 20B 21B 22A 23B 24A 25B 26B 27B 28A 29A 30A 31B 32B 33B 34A 35A 36A 37B 38B 39B 40B 41A 42A 43A 44A 45B 46A 47A 48B 49B 50A<\/insert><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Shira Eisenberg Oct. 10, 2016 Donald Trump Quote or Nickelback LyricSupporters of both problematic blonds are afraid to go public. by Shira Eisenberg 1. Let\u2019s start off with an easy one: \u201cWhen you\u2019re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy\u2026You can do anything.\u201d A. Donald Trump B. Nickelback 2. Got it? How about this one? \u201c\u2019No\u2019 is just a thought that never crosses my mind.\u201d A. Sounds like The Donald B. Gotta be Nickelback 3. Getting used to this? Here\u2019s a curve ball. \u201cThe judge is going easy because he paid for her chest.\u201d A. Typical Trumpster B. Good ol\u2019 Chad Kroeger 4. \u201cI was lying when I told her that I\u2019m only gonna lick her tonight!\u201d A. Put your tongue back in your mouth, Donald A. Nickelback-that-ass-up 5. How about this gem? \u201cMust be a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees.\u201d A. Trump B. Sounds like 2000s rock to me 6. Difficult ay? \u201cSorry there is no star on the stage tonight.\u201d A. GOP Candidate B. Most hated band in history 7. \u201cI can actually make my enemies tell the truth.\u201d A. Trumpty Dumpty B. Who even came up with the name Nickelback? 8. This one could be either! \u201cMy IQ is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don\u2019t feel so stupid or insecure; it\u2019s not your fault.\u201d A. Most definitely Trump B. The backside of 5 cents 9. \u201cDreams just aren\u2019t enough.\u201d A. Probably Trump regarding liberal policy B. Probably Chad Kroeger regarding his musical career 10. \u201cSometimes your best investments are the ones you don\u2019t make.\u201d A. Trump is getting deep B. Nickelback 11. Here\u2019s a tricky one \u201cNo I don\u2019t, No I don\u2019t, No I don\u2019t.\u201d A. The wall builder\u2122 B. Nickelback (my ears hurtare bleeding already) 12. \u201cShe says I\u2019m only telling half of it\u2026That\u2019s probably because there\u2019s only half worth telling!\u201d A. Clearly Trump B. Or is it Nickelback? 13. \u201cOur country is out of control.\u201d A. Very Presidential B. So probably Chad Kroeger 14. \u201cYou look so much cuter with something in your mouth.\u201d A. Definitely Trump B. Nickelback 15. \u201cWe\u2019re not about to live in this mass delusion\u2026 we don\u2019t wanna hear another word you say.\u201d A. Trump B. Nickelback lyrics 16. \u201cWhat do we want? We want change. And how are we gonna get there? Revolution.\u201d A. Tbh this sounds like Bernie Sanders B. But maybe it\u2019s Nickelback 17. \u201cYou know, I\u2019m automatically attracted to beautiful [women]\u2014I just start kissing them.\u201d A. Risqu\u00e9 like Trump B. Is Nickelback a pun of Quarterback? 18. \u201cThe world blew up around us. We lost everything, including all relationships.\u201d A. Donaldo B. Half-a-dime-elback 19. \u201cShe likes to touch and tease. It\u2019s always fun for me\u2014 it\u2019s always unbelievable.\u201d A. Gotta be Trump B. Nickel-fucking-back 20. \u201cShe\u2019ll do any naughty thing I want.\u201d A. Donald B. My friend Chad 21. \u201cThe more we drank, the less that we had on. And it turns out she\u2019s got everything I want.\u201d A. Ah more \u201clocker room talk,\u201d eh, Donald? B. Or Nickelback? 22. \u201cThe point is you can never be too greedy.\u201d A. Donald Trump B. This would be too easy if it was trump\u2026 Nickelback 23. \u201cWell, now I guess I should\u2019ve listened when you said you\u2019d had enough. A little trick I picked up from my father\u2014in one ear and out the other.\u201d A. Donald B. That\u2019s gotta be a Nickelback lyric 24. \u201cI had some beautiful pictures taken in which I had a big smile on my face.\u201d A. This is from a Trump memoir B. Nah, it\u2019s from a Nickelback song 25. \u201cStealing comes with practice; lying comes with ease.\u201d A. That\u2019s also from a Trump memoir B. JK it\u2019s Nickelback 26. \u201cI\u2019m gonna make it all right, but not right now.\u201d A. Could there be a more Trump-ish quote? B. It has to be Nickelback 27. \u201cThe brunettes move to New York. Blondes love California.\u201d A. Trump B. Nickelbackeroo 28. \u201cNo, I\u2019m not into anal.\u201d A. TMI Trump B. OK Chad 29. \u201cWith the proper woman you don\u2019t need Viagra.\u201d A. Trump (ew) B. Nickelback is now catering to senior citizens 30. \u201cBing bing, bong bong, bing bing bing\u201d A. Please tell me this is Trump B. It might be Nickelback 31. \u201cThey\u2019ll get you anything with that evil smile.\u201d A. Trump B. It\u2019s Nickelback 32. \u201cHow can we fall asleep at night when something\u2019s clearly wrong? When we could feed a starving world with what we throw away?\u201d A. Ok yeah this isn\u2019t Trump B. It\u2019s Nickelback sorry 33. \u201cI guess nobody ever told her not to speak with a full mouth.\u201d A. Trump B. Nickelback 34. \u201cI wrote this out and it\u2019s very close to my heart.\u201d A. Trump B. Chad 35. \u201cShe\u2019s not a baby. She was grabbing me.\u201d A. Trump B. Please let this be Nickelback 36. \u201cAll I know is what\u2019s on the internet.\u201d A. Trump B. Was Nickelback around when the internet existed? 37. \u201cSwing as hard as you can swing. It will still mean nothing.\u201d A. Donald Trump, the nihilist B. Nickelback, the other nihilist 38. \u201cTell your friends not to think aloud until they swallow.\u201d A. Donald, come on B. JK this is probably Nickelback 39. \u201cBelieve me.\u201d A. Trump B. Nickelback 40. \u201cYou won\u2019t believe me, so go and see for yourself\u2014from Mexico to New York.\u201d A. Trump (he said Mexico) B. Nickelback 41. \u201cI was gonna hit this guy so hard his head would spin.\u201d A. A Presidential candidate, ladies and gents B. Just Chad Kroeger 42. \u201cI\u2019m building a wall, ok? I\u2019m building a wall.\u201d A. Obvious Trump B. Ok yeah just pick A 43. \u201cI am not a leader of men. I prefer to follow.\u201d A. Trump B. Chad 44. \u201cI don\u2019t care it was a long time ago.\u201d A. Donald Trump B. Or Chad Kroeger 45. \u201cNo, I don\u2019t guess. I don\u2019t sacrifice.\u201d A. Gotta be Donald B. But it\u2019s Nickelback 46. \u201cWomen: you have to treat them like shit.\u201d A. The man that wants to be our president B. A bad rock star 47. \u201cYou can tell them to go fuck themselves. Because they let you down and they left.\u201d A. Donald B. Nickelback 48. \u201cI got caught up in favorable slavery.\u201d A. Kinky Donald B. Kinky Chad 49. \u201cYeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah.\u201d A. Donald B. Kroeger 50. \u201cHow many \u2018I told you\u2019s\u2019 and \u2018start over\u2019s\u2019‘ and shoulders have you cried on before? How many promises? Be honest, girl. How many tears you let hit the floor? How many bags you packed just to take them back? Tell me that how many \u2018either or\u2019s? Well no more, if you let me inside of your world, there\u2019ll be one less lonely girl.\u201d A. 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