{"id":1763,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/10-negs-thatll-seduce-any-hum-professor\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:27","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:27","slug":"10-negs-thatll-seduce-any-hum-professor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/10-negs-thatll-seduce-any-hum-professor\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Negs That\u2019ll Seduce Any HUM Professor"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Jack U. Leighton<\/a><\/h6>\n
Oct. 12, 2016<\/h6>\n

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    Nice Diploma, is it real?<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Weren\u2019t you wearing that last class?<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Aww, that\u2019s really cute. You pout a little when you talk about Ovid.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    You\ufeff<\/insert> wearing that to Media Aesthetics is a great example of irony. Thanks!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Can I get one fucking word in edgewise?<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Who taught you Cartesian Dualism and why do they hate you so much?<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    You have super<\/delete>…interesting…perspectives on Homer.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Your dissertation is super wordy.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Sorry I\u2019m late for office hours, I have my own life.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    You remind me of my ex who got passed up for tenure. (Weirdly worded? I kinda like sth more like “You remind me of my high school english teacher” more or sth)<\/insert><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    By Jack U. Leighton Oct. 12, 2016 Nice Diploma, is it real? Weren\u2019t you wearing that last class? Aww, that\u2019s really cute. You pout a little when you talk about Ovid. You\ufeff wearing that to Media Aesthetics is a great example of irony. Thanks! Can I get one fucking word in edgewise? Who taught you Cartesian Dualism and why do they hate you so much? You have super…interesting…perspectives on Homer. Your dissertation is super wordy. Sorry I\u2019m late for office hours, I have my own life. You remind me of my ex who got passed up for tenure. (Weirdly worded? I kinda like sth more like “You remind me of my high school english teacher” more or sth)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1763"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1763"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1763\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2796,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1763\/revisions\/2796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}