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By Nik Varley Oct. 14, 2016 When you\u2019re meeting people ina college, it\u2019s important to make a splash. O-Wweek is a time to show people who you really are, and establish yourself as a presence on campus. One of the best ways to do this is to pick a creative place to vomit that showcases your fun, quirky personality. Don\u2019t be some joe-schmo who comes back from a frat party and yarfs in a toilet; use this list to ensure that your throw ups make a great first impression! 1. Water Fountain \u2013 Throwing up in your floor\u2019s water fountain is a strong, bold choice that demonstrates you\u2019re not afraid to be yourself. You won\u2019t let your hall mates\u2019 expectations \u2013 or their need to drink water \u2013 stop you from expressing yourself the way you want to. After a vomit this flashy, you can bet that everyone will be talking about it the next day. 2. Study Room \u2013 College academics can be competitive, and nothing says that you mean business like tossing your cookies all over your house\u2019s study room. Don\u2019t be afraid to show your brainpower and let everyone know that even when you\u2019re piss-drunk, you can still think about studying. 3. Friend \u2013 Nothing brings people together like drunkenly covering each other with vomit. If you think you and your O-Week bestie are ready for that next level, try moving things forward by throwing up on them. If you pass out right afterwards, you don\u2019t even have to help them clean it up! Win-Win. 4. Washing Machine \u2013 Let your freak flag fly by letting loose directly into one of your building\u2019s washing machines. While they might be shocked at first, your housemates will respect your creativity and come to envy your fearless attitude. Make sure that that the washer isn\u2019t filled with your clothes, though; vomit can be a real trick to get out. 5. RH\u2019s Child \u2013 It\u2019s never too early to learn that if you\u2019re not careful, you\u2019re going to end up covered in vomit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1753"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2786,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1753\/revisions\/2786"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}