{"id":1742,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/five-reasons-why-air-bud-deserved-to-win-bob-dylans-nobel-prize\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:23","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:23","slug":"five-reasons-why-air-bud-deserved-to-win-bob-dylans-nobel-prize","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/five-reasons-why-air-bud-deserved-to-win-bob-dylans-nobel-prize\/","title":{"rendered":"Five Reasons Why Air Bud Deserved to win Bob Dylan\u2019s Nobel Prize"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"<\/p>\n

By Antonia Salisbury<\/a><\/h6>\n
Nov. 7, 2016<\/h6>\n

<\/insert><\/delete>4. Air Bud is a philanthropist: Sure Bob Dylan has worked with six major, international charities, but boy was Josh Framm a piece of work. I mean, that kid couldn’t play basketball to save his life. If Air Bud hadn\u2019t stepped in a given him those solid dribbling pointers, Josh might still be sulking about his dead dad instead of killing it on the courts. Bummer! No one likes a downer Josh, thanks Air Bud!<\/insert><\/delete>Like many other prestigious international awarding bodies<\/insert>s<\/delete>, the Nobel Literature Committee<\/insert>Prize<\/delete> overlooked a gleaming candidate this year and instead chose to indulge<\/insert>indulged<\/delete> their fat crush on Bob Dylan. Air Bud,<\/insert> of the world-renowned Air Bud series,<\/insert> was once again denied the recognition he so deserves. So get outta here Bob Dylan! Hand your sweet literature award over to my pal Bud. But, for those of you who are still unconvinced, take a quick break from writing your Bob Dylan fanfic and get woke to the five reasons why Air Bud should\u2019ve won Dylan\u2019s Nobel Prize.<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

1. Air Bud is a networking mogul: Brains and brawn, this pup has experience way beyond \u201cpoetic expressions.\u201d Not only was he the founder of UChicago\u2019s 11th fraternity, Blue Chips, but he also has major ins in the Silicon Valley. The 2009 spin-off Space Buddies was actually inspired by a real trip to space that Air Bud took with Elon Musk, his best friend from his high school IB program. You took APs? Oh cool. Yeah,<\/insert> IB is just like AP but like a little bit harder,<\/insert> you know? Don\u2019t worry about it.<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

2. Down with the Bourgeosie!: Bob Dylan, more like Bob Billion; that guy\u2019s loaded! Only 1 in every 13 million people win a Nobel Prize in Literature, and what about the rest of us? Air bud is a dog of the people, let him usher in a new era of global equality. Down with the .000008%.<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

3. Who do you think ghost wrote \u201cTangled Up In Blue\u201d: Not Bob Dylan, that\u2019s for sure. You guessed it alright \u2013 it was Air Bud. Talk about a triple threat;<\/insert>,<\/delete> Air Bud has been composing musical gold since he was an Air Buddy. In his artistic dark period, Buddy, overcome with a desire to have human hands, wrote the lyric \u201cHow can the life of such a man be in the palm of some fool\u2019s hand?\u201d Bob Dylan pretended to get it but we could tell he didn\u2019t. Air Bud was also the first member of Odd Future, indisputably<\/insert>arguably<\/delete> the most lyrically magnificent ghost group of our generation. He and Tyler the Creator snuggle up in the same sleeping bag on Tyler\u2019s tour bus and one night, when they were feeling real silly, they even created the joint snapchat @TylerAndAirRBuds. Need more proof?<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

4. Air Bud is a philanthropist: Sure,<\/insert> Bob Dylan has worked with six major, international charities, but boy was Josh Framm a piece of work. I mean, that kid couldn’t play basketball to save his life. If Air Bud hadn\u2019t stepped in a given him those solid dribbling pointers, Josh might still be sulking about his dead dad instead of killing it on the courts. Bummer! No one likes a downer Josh;<\/insert>,<\/delete> thanks Air Bud!<\/insert><\/p>\n

<\/insert><\/p>\n

5. No one even knows who Bob Dylan is: Who is Bob Dylan? I honestly have no effin\u2019 clue. And if he isn\u2019t winning IM Football for my house with his lil puppy paws this weekend,<\/insert> I don\u2019t give a flying frisbee who he is. <\/insert> <\/insert><\/delete>5. No one even knows who Bob Dylan is: Who is Bob Dylan? I honestly have no effin\u2019 clue. And if he isn\u2019t winning IM Football for my house with his lil puppy paws this weekend I don\u2019t give a flying frisbee who he is. <\/insert><\/delete>Like many other prestigious international awards <\/delete>bodies<\/insert><\/delete>, the Nobel Peace Prize <\/delete>Committee <\/insert><\/delete>overlooked a gleaming candidate this year and instead indulged their fat crush on Bob Dylan. Air Bud<\/delete>,<\/insert><\/delete> of the world-renowned Air Bud series<\/delete>,<\/insert><\/delete> was once again denied the recognition he so deserves. So get outta here Bob Dylan! Hand your sweet literature award over to my pal Bud. But, for those of you who are still unconvinced, take a quick break from writing your Bob Dylan fanfic and get woke to the five reasons why Air Bud should\u2019ve won Dylan\u2019s Nobel Peace Prize.<\/delete><\/insert> <\/insert><\/delete>1. Air Bud is super smart: b<\/insert>B<\/delete>rains and brawn, Air Bud discovered the presence of neutrino oscillations which proved that neutrinos have mass. This discovery qualified him for space travel. The 2009 spin-off Space Buddies was actually inspired by a real trip to space that Air Bud took with Elon Musk, his best friend from his high school IB program. You took APs? Oh cool. Yeah IB is just like AP but like a little bit harder you know? Don\u2019t worry about it.<\/insert><\/delete>2. Down with the Bourgeoisie!: Bob Dylan, more like Bob Billion; that guy\u2019s loaded! Only 1 in every 13 million people win a Nobel Peace Prize, and what about the rest of us? Air bud is a dog of the people, let him usher in a new era of global equality. Down with the .000008%.<\/insert><\/delete>3. Who do you think ghost wrote \u201cTangled Up In Blue\u201d: Not Bob Dylan, that\u2019s for sure. You guessed it alright \u2013 it was Air Bud. Talk about a triple threat, Air Bud has been composing musical gold since he was an Air Buddy. In his artistic dark period, Buddy, overcome with a desire to have human hands, wrote the lyric \u201cHow can the life of such a man be in the palm of some fool\u2019s hand?\u201d Bob Dylan pretended to get it,<\/insert> but we could tell he didn\u2019t. Air Bud was also the first member of Odd Future, inarguably the most lyrically magnificent ghost group of our generation. He and Tyler the Creator snuggled<\/insert> up in the same sleeping bag on Tyler\u2019s tour bus and one night, when they were feeling real silly, they even created the joint snapchat @TylerAndAirRBuds. Need more proof?<\/insert><\/delete>4. Air Bud is a philanthropist: s<\/insert>S<\/delete>ure Bob Dylan has worked with six major, international charities, but boy was Josh Framm a piece of work. I mean, that kid couldn’t play basketball to save his life. If Air Bud hadn\u2019t stepped in and<\/insert> given him those solid dribbling pointers, Josh might still be sulking about his dead dad instead of killing it on the courts. Bummer! No one likes a downer Josh, thanks Air Bud!<\/insert><\/delete>5. No one even knows who Bob Dylan is: Who is Bob Dylan? I honestly have no effin\u2019 clue. And if he isn\u2019t winning IM Football for my house with his lil puppy paws this weekend<\/delete>,<\/insert><\/delete> I don\u2019t give a flying frisbee who he is.<\/delete><\/insert><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Antonia Salisbury Nov. 7, 2016 4. Air Bud is a philanthropist: Sure Bob Dylan has worked with six major, international charities, but boy was Josh Framm a piece of work. I mean, that kid couldn’t play basketball to save his life. If Air Bud hadn\u2019t stepped in a given him those solid dribbling pointers, Josh might still be sulking about his dead dad instead of killing it on the courts. Bummer! No one likes a downer Josh, thanks Air Bud!Like many other prestigious international awarding bodiess, the Nobel Literature CommitteePrize overlooked a gleaming candidate this year and instead chose to indulgeindulged their fat crush on Bob Dylan. Air Bud, of the world-renowned Air Bud series, was once again denied the recognition he so deserves. So get outta here Bob Dylan! Hand your sweet literature award over to my pal Bud. But, for those of you who are still unconvinced, take a quick break from writing your Bob Dylan fanfic and get woke to the five reasons why Air Bud should\u2019ve won Dylan\u2019s Nobel Prize. 1. Air Bud is a networking mogul: Brains and brawn, this pup has experience way beyond \u201cpoetic expressions.\u201d Not only was he the founder of UChicago\u2019s 11th fraternity, Blue Chips, but he also has major ins in the Silicon Valley. The 2009 spin-off Space Buddies was actually inspired by a real trip to space that Air Bud took with Elon Musk, his best friend from his high school IB program. You took APs? Oh cool. Yeah, IB is just like AP but like a little bit harder, you know? Don\u2019t worry about it. 2. Down with the Bourgeosie!: Bob Dylan, more like Bob Billion; that guy\u2019s loaded! Only 1 in every 13 million people win a Nobel Prize in Literature, and what about the rest of us? Air bud is a dog of the people, let him usher in a new era of global equality. Down with the .000008%. 3. Who do you think ghost wrote \u201cTangled Up In Blue\u201d: Not Bob Dylan, that\u2019s for sure. You guessed it alright \u2013 it was Air Bud. Talk about a triple threat;, Air Bud has been composing musical gold since he was an Air Buddy. In his artistic dark period, Buddy, overcome with a desire to have human hands, wrote the lyric \u201cHow can the life of such a man be in the palm of some fool\u2019s hand?\u201d Bob Dylan pretended to get it but we could tell he didn\u2019t. Air Bud was also the first member of Odd Future, indisputablyarguably the most lyrically magnificent ghost group of our generation. He and Tyler the Creator snuggle up in the same sleeping bag on Tyler\u2019s tour bus and one night, when they were feeling real silly, they even created the joint snapchat @TylerAndAirRBuds. Need more proof? 4. Air Bud is a philanthropist: Sure, Bob Dylan has worked with six major, international charities, but boy was Josh Framm a piece of work. I mean, that kid couldn’t play basketball to save his life. If Air Bud hadn\u2019t stepped in a given him those solid dribbling pointers, Josh might still be sulking about his dead dad instead of killing it on the courts. Bummer! No one likes a downer Josh;, thanks Air Bud! 5. No one even knows who Bob Dylan is: Who is Bob Dylan? I honestly have no effin\u2019 clue. And if he isn\u2019t winning IM Football for my house with his lil puppy paws this weekend, I don\u2019t give a flying frisbee who he is. 5. No one even knows who Bob Dylan is: Who is Bob Dylan? I honestly have no effin\u2019 clue. And if he isn\u2019t winning IM Football for my house with his lil puppy paws this weekend I don\u2019t give a flying frisbee who he is. Like many other prestigious international awards bodies, the Nobel Peace Prize Committee overlooked a gleaming candidate this year and instead indulged their fat crush on Bob Dylan. Air Bud, of the world-renowned Air Bud series, was once again denied the recognition he so deserves. So get outta here Bob Dylan! Hand your sweet literature award over to my pal Bud. But, for those of you who are still unconvinced, take a quick break from writing your Bob Dylan fanfic and get woke to the five reasons why Air Bud should\u2019ve won Dylan\u2019s Nobel Peace Prize. 1. Air Bud is super smart: bBrains and brawn, Air Bud discovered the presence of neutrino oscillations which proved that neutrinos have mass. This discovery qualified him for space travel. The 2009 spin-off Space Buddies was actually inspired by a real trip to space that Air Bud took with Elon Musk, his best friend from his high school IB program. You took APs? Oh cool. Yeah IB is just like AP but like a little bit harder you know? Don\u2019t worry about it.2. Down with the Bourgeoisie!: Bob Dylan, more like Bob Billion; that guy\u2019s loaded! Only 1 in every 13 million people win a Nobel Peace Prize, and what about the rest of us? Air bud is a dog of the people, let him usher in a new era of global equality. Down with the .000008%.3. Who do you think ghost wrote \u201cTangled Up In Blue\u201d: Not Bob Dylan, that\u2019s for sure. You guessed it alright \u2013 it was Air Bud. Talk about a triple threat, Air Bud has been composing musical gold since he was an Air Buddy. In his artistic dark period, Buddy, overcome with a desire to have human hands, wrote the lyric \u201cHow can the life of such a man be in the palm of some fool\u2019s hand?\u201d Bob Dylan pretended to get it, but we could tell he didn\u2019t. Air Bud was also the first member of Odd Future, inarguably the most lyrically magnificent ghost group of our generation. He and Tyler the Creator snuggled up in the same sleeping bag on Tyler\u2019s tour bus and one night, when they were feeling real silly, they even created the joint snapchat @TylerAndAirRBuds. Need more proof?4. Air Bud is a philanthropist: sSure Bob Dylan has worked with six major, international charities, but boy was Josh Framm a piece of work. I mean, that kid couldn’t play basketball to save his life. If Air Bud hadn\u2019t stepped in and given him those solid dribbling pointers, Josh might still be sulking about his dead dad instead of killing it on the courts. Bummer! No one likes a downer Josh, thanks Air Bud!5. No one even knows who Bob Dylan is: Who is Bob Dylan? I honestly have no effin\u2019 clue. And if he isn\u2019t winning IM Football for my house with his lil puppy paws this weekend, I don\u2019t give a flying frisbee who he is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1742","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1742"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1742\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2775,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1742\/revisions\/2775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}