{"id":1737,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/10-reasons-to-have-sex-with-everyone-in-your-house\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:23","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:23","slug":"10-reasons-to-have-sex-with-everyone-in-your-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/10-reasons-to-have-sex-with-everyone-in-your-house\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Reasons to Have Sex with Everyone in Your House"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Marlin Figgins<\/a><\/h6>\n
Nov. 12, 2016<\/h6>\n<\/p>\n

1. <\/delete>Sex<\/insert><\/p>\n

2. <\/delete>Networking<\/insert><\/p>\n

3. <\/delete>They said college was for experimenting<\/insert><\/p>\n

4. <\/delete>Reduced travel time between hookups <\/insert><\/p>\n

5. <\/delete>Everyone will know your name<\/insert><\/p>\n

6. <\/delete>More sex <\/insert><\/p>\n

7. <\/delete>You only have to tell everyone about the STIs once, at graduation<\/insert><\/p>\n

8. <\/delete>Gotta Catch \u2018em all <\/delete>\u2122<\/insert>TM<\/delete><\/insert><\/p>\n

9. <\/delete>You won\u2019t be a virgin anymore<\/insert><\/p>\n

10. <\/delete>You can put it on your resume!<\/insert><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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