{"id":1731,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/how-to-tell-if-your-tinder-date-is-actually-danny-devito-in-drag\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:22","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:22","slug":"how-to-tell-if-your-tinder-date-is-actually-danny-devito-in-drag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/how-to-tell-if-your-tinder-date-is-actually-danny-devito-in-drag\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Tell If Your Tinder Date Is Actually Danny DeVito In Drag"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Ryan Fleishman<\/a><\/h6>\n
Nov. 13, 2016<\/h6>\n

Have you ever had a wonderful conversation with someone <\/insert>special over Tinder, and <\/insert>then set up a date at <\/insert>a local caf\u00e9? Did you<\/insert> meet up with your date, only to realize that she looked<\/insert>s<\/delete> different than her profile photo<\/insert>? That girl was<\/insert>is<\/delete>n\u2019t the<\/insert>a<\/delete> 5\u20199“<\/insert> Brazilian Bombshell with a banking job you expected, but Danny DeVito in d<\/insert>D<\/delete>rag! You are not alone:<\/insert>:<\/delete> <\/delete>thousands of men and women are tricked into dates by Danny DeVito dressed as a woman each day. Here are some telltale signs to spot out Danny DeVito before it\u2019s too late.<\/p>\n

1. She asks to go to an amusement park with you<\/insert><\/p>\n

Danny DeVito is quite short. So short, in fact, that he cannot ride the roller coasters at amusement parks without an accompanying adult. If a Tinder date asks to go to Six Flags, there is a real chance that your <\/insert>date is secretly Danny DeVito trying to access Kingda Ka.<\/insert><\/p>\n

2. She constantly uses Danny DeVito Reaction Gifs<\/insert><\/p>\n

Danny DeVito is a vain creature, and loves nothing more than communicating using images of himself under the guise of a completely different person. Receiving two DeVito gifs in a row is a guaranteed sign of our short friend Danny.<\/insert><\/p>\n

3. Her name is Dani<\/insert><\/p>\n

While Danny DeVito is a scheming devil, he is also rife with sloth. Therefore, he consistently uses the name Daniela Delito during his catfishing ventures, which he shortens to Dani. If you ask your date to spell her name and she accidentally types Danny, you are talking to Danny DeVito.<\/insert><\/p>\n

4. She recommends buying the box set of It\u2019s Always Sunny in Philadelphia<\/insert><\/p>\n

Danny DeVito is known and loved by all, and is <\/insert>a staple of pop culture. However, he has spent his money liberally over the years, and is now <\/insert>in desperate need of cash. He will use his fake Tinder accounts to constantly shill It\u2019s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Blu-Ray sets and Frank Reynolds merchand<\/insert>ise.<\/insert><\/insert><\/p>\n

5. Her profile picture is Danny DeVito in drag<\/insert><\/p>\n

Danny Devito is a trained master in the arts of makeup and feminine mystique, and when he dons a Versace dress and poses for camera, he looks like the most beautiful woman<\/insert>w<\/delete>om<\/delete>a<\/delete><\/insert>e<\/delete>n<\/delete> in the world. If you have a trained eye and the blessing of the gods, you might be able to pierce through DeVito\u2019s deception. Good luck.<\/insert><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Ryan Fleishman Nov. 13, 2016 Have you ever had a wonderful conversation with someone special over Tinder, and then set up a date at a local caf\u00e9? Did you meet up with your date, only to realize that she lookeds different than her profile photo? That girl wasisn\u2019t thea 5\u20199“ Brazilian Bombshell with a banking job you expected, but Danny DeVito in dDrag! You are not alone:: thousands of men and women are tricked into dates by Danny DeVito dressed as a woman each day. Here are some telltale signs to spot out Danny DeVito before it\u2019s too late. 1. She asks to go to an amusement park with you Danny DeVito is quite short. So short, in fact, that he cannot ride the roller coasters at amusement parks without an accompanying adult. If a Tinder date asks to go to Six Flags, there is a real chance that your date is secretly Danny DeVito trying to access Kingda Ka. 2. She constantly uses Danny DeVito Reaction Gifs Danny DeVito is a vain creature, and loves nothing more than communicating using images of himself under the guise of a completely different person. Receiving two DeVito gifs in a row is a guaranteed sign of our short friend Danny. 3. Her name is Dani While Danny DeVito is a scheming devil, he is also rife with sloth. Therefore, he consistently uses the name Daniela Delito during his catfishing ventures, which he shortens to Dani. If you ask your date to spell her name and she accidentally types Danny, you are talking to Danny DeVito. 4. She recommends buying the box set of It\u2019s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Danny DeVito is known and loved by all, and is a staple of pop culture. However, he has spent his money liberally over the years, and is now in desperate need of cash. He will use his fake Tinder accounts to constantly shill It\u2019s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Blu-Ray sets and Frank Reynolds merchandise. 5. Her profile picture is Danny DeVito in drag Danny Devito is a trained master in the arts of makeup and feminine mystique, and when he dons a Versace dress and poses for camera, he looks like the most beautiful womanwomaen in the world. If you have a trained eye and the blessing of the gods, you might be able to pierce through DeVito\u2019s deception. Good luck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1731","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1731"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2764,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1731\/revisions\/2764"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}