{"id":1726,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/university-administration-announces-new-bullshit-half-thought-out-change-with-no-prior-consultation\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:21","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:21","slug":"university-administration-announces-new-bullshit-half-thought-out-change-with-no-prior-consultation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/university-administration-announces-new-bullshit-half-thought-out-change-with-no-prior-consultation\/","title":{"rendered":"University Administration Announces New Bullshit, Half Thought-Out Change With No Prior Consultation"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Philip O’Sullivan<\/a><\/h6>\n
Nov. 14, 2016<\/h6>\n<\/p>\n

On October 27, 2016, <\/delete>De<\/delete>an <\/delete>John “Jay” Ellison, Dean of Students in the College, announced his administration\u2019s exciting new b<\/insert>b<\/delete>ullshit,<\/insert> half–<\/insert> <\/delete>thought–<\/delete><\/insert> <\/delete> out changes with no<\/delete>out<\/insert> prior consultation with any parties. In response to the widespread criticism and questions, Dean Ellison offered only this response:<\/insert>. <\/delete><\/insert><\/p>\n

\u201cTo all my critics I have one message:<\/insert>,<\/delete> fuck off! I\u2019m the g<\/insert>G<\/delete>od <\/delete>d<\/insert>D<\/delete>amn Dean of Students in the<\/em> mother fucking College<\/insert> of the<\/em> University of Chicago.<\/insert>,<\/delete> Do you think I give a flying fuck about what any you people think? Did you see<\/em> the g<\/insert>G<\/delete>od <\/delete>d<\/insert>D<\/delete>amn letter I sent out this summer? Do you really think I give enough of a fuck about these things to think them through? Of course not! I don\u2019t have to be bothered to think things out in advance because I\u2019m D<\/insert>D<\/delete>ean John ‘<\/insert>\u201c<\/delete>Jay‘<\/insert>\u201d<\/delete> Ellison g<\/insert>G<\/delete>od <\/delete>d<\/insert>D<\/delete>amm<\/insert>n<\/delete>it and I\u2019ll do whatever I damn well please. And you know what?<\/insert> <\/insert>i<\/delete>I<\/insert>f I want to make some more ridiculous bullshit changes,<\/insert> I fucking<\/insert>damn<\/delete> will.<\/insert>,<\/delete> Just you <\/insert>wait for my next fucking letter.\u201d<\/insert><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Philip O’Sullivan Nov. 14, 2016 On October 27, 2016, Dean John “Jay” Ellison, Dean of Students in the College, announced his administration\u2019s exciting new bbullshit, half– thought– out changes with noout prior consultation with any parties. In response to the widespread criticism and questions, Dean Ellison offered only this response:. \u201cTo all my critics I have one message:, fuck off! I\u2019m the gGod dDamn Dean of Students in the mother fucking College of the University of Chicago., Do you think I give a flying fuck about what any you people think? Did you see the gGod dDamn letter I sent out this summer? Do you really think I give enough of a fuck about these things to think them through? Of course not! I don\u2019t have to be bothered to think things out in advance because I\u2019m DDean John ‘\u201cJay‘\u201d Ellison gGod dDammnit and I\u2019ll do whatever I damn well please. And you know what? iIf I want to make some more ridiculous bullshit changes, I fuckingdamn will., Just you wait for my next fucking letter.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1726"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2759,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1726\/revisions\/2759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}