{"id":1723,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/op-ed-fuck-youre-writing-another-paper-about-carlos-santana-arent-you\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:20","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:20","slug":"op-ed-fuck-youre-writing-another-paper-about-carlos-santana-arent-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/op-ed-fuck-youre-writing-another-paper-about-carlos-santana-arent-you\/","title":{"rendered":"OP-ED: Fuck, You&#8217;re Writing Another Paper About Carlos Santana, Aren&#8217;t You?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"\" alt=\" \" \/><\/p>\n<h6>By <a href=\"\/search?author=Prof. David North\">Prof. David North<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6>Nov. 15, 2016<\/h6>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1479168494899\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\">Dear Daniel,<\/insert><\/p>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1479168494899\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\">Look<delete class=\"del cts-3\" data-cid=\"4\" data-time=\"1479177049049\" data-userid=\"29\" data-username=\"Jack Toole\">,<\/delete> Danny, I\u2019m just as big of a fan of the 1970\u2019s Mexican-American latin rock guitarist Carlos Santana as the next guy, but I\u2019m not gonna act like I don\u2019t see the shit you\u2019re trying to pull right now. You can\u2019t write a third paper on ten time Grammy Award-winning musician Santana.<insert class=\"ins cts-2\" data-cid=\"3\" data-time=\"1479173096256\" data-userid=\"28\" data-username=\"Nik Varley\"> <\/insert>Sure, I jam the fuck out to <em>Smooth<\/em> after a couple hits of chief, but as your SOSC professor, I have to draw the line at two papers about Santana.<insert class=\"ins cts-2\" data-cid=\"5\" data-time=\"1479173107975\" data-userid=\"28\" data-username=\"Nik Varley\"> <\/insert>I\u2019ll admit, your first paper about Santana\u2019s solo in <em>Corazon Espinado<\/em> at 2:11 qua Marx\u2019s <em>Grundrisse<\/em> and the proliferation of ideology and the prima facie cases of exploitation in capitalist arrangements was pretty fucking clever, but I won\u2019t fall for that kind of bait-and-switch again.<insert class=\"ins cts-2\" data-cid=\"7\" data-time=\"1479173121526\" data-userid=\"28\" data-username=\"Nik Varley\"> <\/insert>You can\u2019t just show up to my office hours and talk about the contemplative life of a Santana roadie. I could see what you were up to the moment you started attaching sexy Santana gifs to all of our email chains.<insert class=\"ins cts-2\" data-cid=\"9\" data-time=\"1479173133350\" data-userid=\"28\" data-username=\"Nik Varley\"> <\/insert>I wrote this op-ed just to let you know that if I so much as see a mention of Santana, rhetorically effective or not, you will fail this section of Classics of Social and Political Thought. Good luck.<\/insert><\/p>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1479168494899\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\">Best, David<\/insert><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Prof. David North Nov. 15, 2016 Dear Daniel, Look, Danny, I\u2019m just as big of a fan of the 1970\u2019s Mexican-American latin rock guitarist Carlos Santana as the next guy, but I\u2019m not gonna act like I don\u2019t see the shit you\u2019re trying to pull right now. You can\u2019t write a third paper on ten time Grammy Award-winning musician Santana. Sure, I jam the fuck out to Smooth after a couple hits of chief, but as your SOSC professor, I have to draw the line at two papers about Santana. I\u2019ll admit, your first paper about Santana\u2019s solo in Corazon Espinado at 2:11 qua Marx\u2019s Grundrisse and the proliferation of ideology and the prima facie cases of exploitation in capitalist arrangements was pretty fucking clever, but I won\u2019t fall for that kind of bait-and-switch again. You can\u2019t just show up to my office hours and talk about the contemplative life of a Santana roadie. I could see what you were up to the moment you started attaching sexy Santana gifs to all of our email chains. I wrote this op-ed just to let you know that if I so much as see a mention of Santana, rhetorically effective or not, you will fail this section of Classics of Social and Political Thought. Good luck. Best, David<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1723"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1723"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1723\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2756,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1723\/revisions\/2756"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}