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1. Deborah, 53, Hospital Administrator: I love<\/em> popping into the nNew Target\u2122 on 53rd after a long week at work. I\u2019ll pick up a single-serving Marie Callender\u2019s and a double bottle of Barefoot Pink Ros\u00e9\u2026 just for myself! Sometimes I just can\u2019t say no to the latest issue of O Magazine<\/i> and fun-size pack of M&M’s at the checkout counter. It\u2019s a such naughty way to end the week, but no one has to know but me, myself, and I. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n 2. Meredith, 19, Vegan and Marxist: While usually I hate capitalism, the nNew Target\u2122 on 53rd makes me forget about everything I learned from reading Capital<\/em> when I was a junior in high school. Last Saturday I grabbed some vegetarian chick\u2019n nuggets, an organic hemp charcoal face mask, and a cool Frida Kahlo slogan tee. Then my Riot Grrrl zine club came over to my co-op and we drank black Target brand coffee and dyed each other\u2019s armpit hair with Manic Panic hair dye.<\/p>\n 3. Carrie and Ana, 24 and 26, Graduate Students in the SSA: We love having date night at the nNew Target\u2122 on 53rd. First, we like to browse the flannel section and make sure we aren\u2019t missing any color schemes in our joint wardrobe. Then we like to stock up on the microbrewery craft IPAs and Biore pore strips. You know it\u2019s true love when you can wear matching flannel shirts and do pore strips together while watching Carol<\/em>.<\/p>\n 4. Professor f. Lyn, 42, Chemistry Professor: I would give an unabashed endorsement of the nNew Target\u2122 on 53rd, but sometimes it\u2019s a little awkward running into current students. They\u2019re thinking about how I just gave them a 23% on their midterm and I\u2019m hoping they don\u2019t notice the piles of lube, condoms, and hot sauce in my basket.<\/p>\n 5. Brett, 21, Fraternity Brother: To be honest, when the nNew Target\u2122 asked be for my opinion on how to have a great girl\u2019s night in, I was a little taken aback. Usually I\u2019m the one in the girls, if you know what I mean. Haha. But seriously, when I\u2019m looking to have a nice, lowkey night in I\u2019ll definitely hit up NNew Target\u2122 for some moisturizer, scented candles, bubble bath, and a fresh 30-rack. The moisturizer\u2019s not for that, ya perv! I have dry skin too! Jeez.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" By Breck Radulovic Dec. 5, 2016 1. Deborah, 53, Hospital Administrator: I love popping into the nNew Target\u2122 on 53rd after a long week at work. I\u2019ll pick up a single-serving Marie Callender\u2019s and a double bottle of Barefoot Pink Ros\u00e9\u2026 just for myself! Sometimes I just can\u2019t say no to the latest issue of O Magazine and fun-size pack of M&M’s at the checkout counter. It\u2019s a such naughty way to end the week, but no one has to know but me, myself, and I. \ud83d\ude09 2. Meredith, 19, Vegan and Marxist: While usually I hate capitalism, the nNew Target\u2122 on 53rd makes me forget about everything I learned from reading Capital when I was a junior in high school. Last Saturday I grabbed some vegetarian chick\u2019n nuggets, an organic hemp charcoal face mask, and a cool Frida Kahlo slogan tee. Then my Riot Grrrl zine club came over to my co-op and we drank black Target brand coffee and dyed each other\u2019s armpit hair with Manic Panic hair dye. 3. Carrie and Ana, 24 and 26, Graduate Students in the SSA: We love having date night at the nNew Target\u2122 on 53rd. First, we like to browse the flannel section and make sure we aren\u2019t missing any color schemes in our joint wardrobe. Then we like to stock up on the microbrewery craft IPAs and Biore pore strips. You know it\u2019s true love when you can wear matching flannel shirts and do pore strips together while watching Carol. 4. Professor f. Lyn, 42, Chemistry Professor: I would give an unabashed endorsement of the nNew Target\u2122 on 53rd, but sometimes it\u2019s a little awkward running into current students. They\u2019re thinking about how I just gave them a 23% on their midterm and I\u2019m hoping they don\u2019t notice the piles of lube, condoms, and hot sauce in my basket. 5. Brett, 21, Fraternity Brother: To be honest, when the nNew Target\u2122 asked be for my opinion on how to have a great girl\u2019s night in, I was a little taken aback. Usually I\u2019m the one in the girls, if you know what I mean. Haha. But seriously, when I\u2019m looking to have a nice, lowkey night in I\u2019ll definitely hit up NNew Target\u2122 for some moisturizer, scented candles, bubble bath, and a fresh 30-rack. The moisturizer\u2019s not for that, ya perv! I have dry skin too! 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