{"id":1703,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/provosts-typo-blamed-for-epidemic-of-open-intercourse-all-over-campus\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:16","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:16","slug":"provosts-typo-blamed-for-epidemic-of-open-intercourse-all-over-campus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/provosts-typo-blamed-for-epidemic-of-open-intercourse-all-over-campus\/","title":{"rendered":"Provost’s Typo Blamed for Epidemic of Open Intercourse All over Campus"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Dan Lastres<\/a><\/h6>\n
Dec. 22, 2016<\/h6>\n

p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px ‘Trebuchet MS’; -webkit-text-stroke: #000000} p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px ‘Trebuchet MS’; -webkit-text-stroke: #000000; min-height: 14.0px} span.s1 {font-kerning: none} <\/insert><\/delete>Last week, University of Chicago provost Daniel Diermeier reasserted the school\u2019s commitment to free speech and open inquiry in an email sent to all university students, faculty, and staff. A typo in the email\u2019s subject-line, which read, \u201cOn the University\u2019s Commitment to Free and Open Intercourse<\/strong>,\u201d has ignited a public relations disaster, the likes of which have never been seen on this campus. <\/insert><\/p>\n

In the following week, more than 30 pairs of students and two threesomes have been caught having sex on campus property. However, the total number of people fucking on campus remains unknowable. <\/insert><\/p>\n

In their own defense, many of those caught claimed they were simply embracing the provost\u2019s call to \u201cexpose themselves to new things.\u201d As many as 100 individuals have been arrested for indecent exposure, though a UCPD spokesperson contended that this is to \u201cprotect students from the worst kind of frostbite imaginable.\u201d<\/insert><\/p>\n

Several classes had to be broken up,<\/insert> including an anatomy lecture where students gave new meaning to the phrase \u201c<\/insert>hands-on learning\u201d<\/insert> and a nude figure drawing class that attracted too many enthusiastic models.<\/insert><\/p>\n

In a follow-up email, provost Diermeier apologized for the mistake and warned students to refrain from stimulating anything other than each other\u2019s minds. <\/insert><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Dan Lastres Dec. 22, 2016 p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px ‘Trebuchet MS’; -webkit-text-stroke: #000000} p.p2 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px ‘Trebuchet MS’; -webkit-text-stroke: #000000; min-height: 14.0px} span.s1 {font-kerning: none} Last week, University of Chicago provost Daniel Diermeier reasserted the school\u2019s commitment to free speech and open inquiry in an email sent to all university students, faculty, and staff. A typo in the email\u2019s subject-line, which read, \u201cOn the University\u2019s Commitment to Free and Open Intercourse,\u201d has ignited a public relations disaster, the likes of which have never been seen on this campus. In the following week, more than 30 pairs of students and two threesomes have been caught having sex on campus property. However, the total number of people fucking on campus remains unknowable. In their own defense, many of those caught claimed they were simply embracing the provost\u2019s call to \u201cexpose themselves to new things.\u201d As many as 100 individuals have been arrested for indecent exposure, though a UCPD spokesperson contended that this is to \u201cprotect students from the worst kind of frostbite imaginable.\u201d Several classes had to be broken up, including an anatomy lecture where students gave new meaning to the phrase \u201chands-on learning\u201d and a nude figure drawing class that attracted too many enthusiastic models. In a follow-up email, provost Diermeier apologized for the mistake and warned students to refrain from stimulating anything other than each other\u2019s minds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1703"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2736,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703\/revisions\/2736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}