{"id":1694,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/area-student-believes-love-of-dogs-unique\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:14","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:14","slug":"area-student-believes-love-of-dogs-unique","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/area-student-believes-love-of-dogs-unique\/","title":{"rendered":"Area Student Believes Love of Dogs Unique"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"\" alt=\" \" \/><\/p>\n<h6>By <a href=\"\/search?author=Morgan Pantuck\">Morgan Pantuck<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6>Jan. 16, 2017<\/h6>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1484593398946\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\" title=\"Inserted by Jacob Levin - 01\/16\/2017 1:03pm\">Area student Deborah Green, colloquially known as \u201cDee-Dee,\u201d is currently under the impression that her attraction to various types of dogs is a uniquely defining feature of her personality, the <em>Dealer <\/em>reports. <\/insert><\/p>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1484593398946\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\" title=\"Inserted by Jacob Levin - 01\/16\/2017 1:03pm\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cYou don\u2019t understand,\u201d Green was overheard commenting to a close friend. \u201cI will like, totally derail a conversation just to go pet a cute dog.\u201d<\/insert><\/p>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1484593398946\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\" title=\"Inserted by Jacob Levin - 01\/16\/2017 1:03pm\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cIt\u2019s honestly a problem,\u201d she continued in a sincere tone, as though disclosing something interesting. \u201cI\u2019m kind of obsessed.\u201d<\/insert><\/p>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1484593398946\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\" title=\"Inserted by Jacob Levin - 01\/16\/2017 1:03pm\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Reporters were initially hesitant to believe that Green, 20, was somehow unaware of the fact that dogs are generally beloved by most people. However, follow-up investigations revealed that Green\u2019s Tinder bio simply reads, \u201cI love dogs lol,\u201d forcing correspondents to concede that Green is simply \u201cthat basic.\u201d<\/insert><\/p>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1484593398946\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\" title=\"Inserted by Jacob Levin - 01\/16\/2017 1:03pm\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 At press time, Green was in the process of explaining to her date that she\u2019s \u201cpassionate about bread.\u201d\u00a0<\/insert><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Morgan Pantuck Jan. 16, 2017 Area student Deborah Green, colloquially known as \u201cDee-Dee,\u201d is currently under the impression that her attraction to various types of dogs is a uniquely defining feature of her personality, the Dealer reports. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cYou don\u2019t understand,\u201d Green was overheard commenting to a close friend. \u201cI will like, totally derail a conversation just to go pet a cute dog.\u201d \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cIt\u2019s honestly a problem,\u201d she continued in a sincere tone, as though disclosing something interesting. \u201cI\u2019m kind of obsessed.\u201d \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Reporters were initially hesitant to believe that Green, 20, was somehow unaware of the fact that dogs are generally beloved by most people. However, follow-up investigations revealed that Green\u2019s Tinder bio simply reads, \u201cI love dogs lol,\u201d forcing correspondents to concede that Green is simply \u201cthat basic.\u201d \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 At press time, Green was in the process of explaining to her date that she\u2019s \u201cpassionate about bread.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1694"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1694"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2727,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1694\/revisions\/2727"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}