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By Ryan Fleishman Jan. 17, 2017 Throughout his three years as a student in Social Sciences at the University of Chicago, classmate Brady Schultz has insisted that every single essay, paragraph, and problem set he penned be called a mManifesto. Wikipedia defines a Mmanifesto as \u201ca published verbal declaration of the intentions, motives, or views of the issuer, be it an individual, group, political party, or government.\u201d According to Brady, every piece of work he produces is a manifesto because he believes he is his own group, party, and government. Also, he is extremely smart (more than anyone else), so his work must be recorded as manifestos for future generations. \u201cI am too smart for these political parties, so I created my own party: The Schultz Party for a New World Order. We at the Schultz Party believe in independent citizen sovereignty, so I naturally ecessarily have become my own nation of Schultzland,.\u201d sSaid Brady, who has created his own driver\u2019s license and passport from construction paper and crayons. \u201cHonestly, I would not write manifestos if I wasn\u2019t just so smart and morally corectcorrect morally and factually that I owe them to the world. I call it the smart man\u2019s burden.\u201d This insistence has occasionally lead to strife between Brady and hiswith teachers. Last Mmarch, Brady attempted to startalmost got into a physical altercation with Professor Todd Maloney in the Cinema and Media Studies Ddepartment after the professor forgot to italicize Brady\u2019s Manifesto on tThe Many Faces Of Seth Rogen in an email. While assault is illegal, Professor Maloney has refrained from pressing charges out of pity. Professor Maloney said, \u201cI simply felt bad for the kid after he called his fists \u2018Manifiestos of Pain\u2019.\u201d Just last week, Brady started a hunger strike in retaliation to the math department banning his manifesto approach to calculus. \u201cIf the mathematics department will not accept my The Integral Manifesto, then my stomach will not accept food,\u201d said Brady. He then spent the next three hours explaining how The Integral Manifesto is comically charming because it is both a manifesto on integrals and extremely integral towards human society (due to his massive intelligence). Brady has reached day 8 of his hunger strike, yet the only response from the math department so far has been \u201cwWe do not care.\u201d Brady does not yet know his future plans, but he has confidence that his infallibility and truly flawless brain will lead him to greatness, like his role model Alex Jones.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1691"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1691"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2724,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1691\/revisions\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}