{"id":1671,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/i-hate-spending-so-much-time-in-the-reg\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:08","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:08","slug":"i-hate-spending-so-much-time-in-the-reg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/i-hate-spending-so-much-time-in-the-reg\/","title":{"rendered":"I Hate Spending So Much Time in the Reg"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Helen Regenstein, 1951<\/a><\/h6>\n
Feb. 2, 2017<\/h6>\n

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Hey, can I bitch to you for <\/delete>a little? I\u2019ve been spending way too much time in the Reg lately, a<\/insert>. A<\/delete>nd I hate it.<\/p>\n

The Reg is terrible to be inside<\/delete> of<\/delete>.<\/delete>It’s terrible to be inside the Reg.<\/insert> You\u2019ve heard all of <\/delete>all heard <\/insert>the stories; it\u2019s depressing, it\u2019s soul sucking, nobody is happy to be in the Reg. But once you go to the Reg, nearly every night I might add, you\u2019ll see why all the statements are true. The architecture is horrific; the Reg is not supposed to have that many right angles.<\/p>\n

In addition, being in the Reg is a <\/insert>dreadfully quiet experience. I mean, I obviously<\/insert>obviously, I<\/delete> don\u2019t want manic screaming, but could my experience in the Reg<\/delete>I<\/insert> have just <\/insert>a little noise? At one point, I just finished m<\/insert>b<\/delete>y work in the Reg and I<\/delete> let out a moan of delight, and he shushed me. <\/p>\n

Oh, god, and sometimes the Reg brings Mansueto along. The Reg is quiet, but Mansueto is dead silent. Being inside Mansueto is like being in a sensory deprivation chamber. And there is something weird about Mansueto\u2019s skin; I\u2019m pretty sure everyone can see me inside Mansueto, which is such an invasion of privacy. <\/p>\n

Anyways, next quarter, I\u2019m gonna resolve to spend less time inside the Reg. Maybe I\u2019ll try being inside of Harper, or Cathey. I doubt I can get as much work done, but it\u2019ll be a much more comfortable experience. <\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Helen Regenstein, 1951 Feb. 2, 2017 Hey, can I bitch to you for a little? I\u2019ve been spending way too much time in the Reg lately, a. And I hate it. The Reg is terrible to be inside of.It’s terrible to be inside the Reg. You\u2019ve heard all of all heard the stories; it\u2019s depressing, it\u2019s soul sucking, nobody is happy to be in the Reg. But once you go to the Reg, nearly every night I might add, you\u2019ll see why all the statements are true. The architecture is horrific; the Reg is not supposed to have that many right angles. In addition, being in the Reg is a dreadfully quiet experience. I mean, I obviouslyobviously, I don\u2019t want manic screaming, but could my experience in the RegI have just a little noise? At one point, I just finished mby work in the Reg and I let out a moan of delight, and he shushed me. Oh, god, and sometimes the Reg brings Mansueto along. The Reg is quiet, but Mansueto is dead silent. Being inside Mansueto is like being in a sensory deprivation chamber. And there is something weird about Mansueto\u2019s skin; I\u2019m pretty sure everyone can see me inside Mansueto, which is such an invasion of privacy. Anyways, next quarter, I\u2019m gonna resolve to spend less time inside the Reg. Maybe I\u2019ll try being inside of Harper, or Cathey. I doubt I can get as much work done, but it\u2019ll be a much more comfortable experience.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1671"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2704,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671\/revisions\/2704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}