{"id":1664,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/cp-nooo-youre-drunk\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:07","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:07","slug":"cp-nooo-youre-drunk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/cp-nooo-youre-drunk\/","title":{"rendered":"CP: Nooo, You\u2019re Drunk!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"\" alt=\" \" \/><\/p>\n<h6>By <a href=\"\/search?author=21st Amendment, 1933\">21st Amendment, 1933<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6>Feb. 5, 2017<\/h6>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1486321625690\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\"><delete class=\"del cts-1\" data-cid=\"3\" data-time=\"1486321653135\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\">CP: 21st Ammendment: Nooo, You\u2019re Drunk!!<\/delete><delete class=\"del cts-1\" data-cid=\"3\" data-time=\"1486321653135\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\"> <\/delete>Pshhhh. Me, <insert class=\"ins cts-2\" data-cid=\"5\" data-time=\"1486432136526\" data-userid=\"28\" data-username=\"Nik Varley\">d<\/insert><delete class=\"del cts-2\" data-cid=\"4\" data-time=\"1486432136465\" data-userid=\"28\" data-username=\"Nik Varley\">D<\/delete>runk? I\u2019m not drunk! You\u2019re drunk! If I\u2019m sooo drunk, then how come you\u2019re the one spinning in circles? I\u2019m the one whose sin tax brings money into this government, so I should be able to spend some time getting wasted on the weekend. Your mother just hates me because I\u2019m Irish, admit it. Hehehe. Your nose looks funny right now. Can I touch it? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Sheeeeeesh, fine, be that way. Don\u2019t look at me like that you big drunky drunkdrunk. If I\u2019m the problem here, then why did you get repealed, huh? Gimme a second, I gotta pee.<\/insert><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By 21st Amendment, 1933 Feb. 5, 2017 CP: 21st Ammendment: Nooo, You\u2019re Drunk!! Pshhhh. Me, dDrunk? I\u2019m not drunk! You\u2019re drunk! If I\u2019m sooo drunk, then how come you\u2019re the one spinning in circles? I\u2019m the one whose sin tax brings money into this government, so I should be able to spend some time getting wasted on the weekend. Your mother just hates me because I\u2019m Irish, admit it. Hehehe. Your nose looks funny right now. Can I touch it? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Sheeeeeesh, fine, be that way. Don\u2019t look at me like that you big drunky drunkdrunk. If I\u2019m the problem here, then why did you get repealed, huh? Gimme a second, I gotta pee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1664"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1664"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2697,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1664\/revisions\/2697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}