{"id":1662,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/point-youre-drunk-21st-amendment\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:06","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:06","slug":"point-youre-drunk-21st-amendment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/point-youre-drunk-21st-amendment\/","title":{"rendered":"Point: You&#8217;re Drunk, 21st Amendment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" alt=\" \" \/><\/p>\n<h6>By <a href=\"\/search?author=18th Amendment, 1933\">18th Amendment, 1933<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6>Feb. 5, 2017<\/h6>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1486321546679\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\"><delete class=\"del cts-1\" data-cid=\"3\" data-time=\"1486321564640\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\">P: 18th Ammendment: You\u2019re Drunk <\/delete>Jesus Christ, 21st Amendment, you\u2019re drunk. I told you that buying a handle of whiskey was a bad idea. How are you planning to get home? Capitol Hill is miles away<insert class=\"ins cts-2\" data-cid=\"4\" data-time=\"1486434259689\" data-userid=\"37\" data-username=\"Claire Holland\">,<\/insert> and I\u2019m not letting you drive until you sober up. <\/insert><\/p>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1486321546679\" data-userid=\"23\" data-username=\"Jacob Levin\"><insert class=\"ins cts-3\" data-cid=\"5\" data-time=\"1486434763756\" data-userid=\"28\" data-username=\"Nik Varley\">God, <\/insert><insert class=\"ins cts-3\" data-cid=\"11\" data-time=\"1486434766264\" data-userid=\"28\" data-username=\"Nik Varley\">t<\/insert><delete class=\"del cts-3\" data-cid=\"10\" data-time=\"1486434766155\" data-userid=\"28\" data-username=\"Nik Varley\">T<\/delete>his happens every time we go out. What will the neighbors think? Here, drink some water. I swear to the Lord up above, you\u2019re going to be sleeping on the couch for at least a week. I\u2019ve been telling you for years that alcohol should be prohibited, but all you do is drink, drink, drink! I should have listened to my mother when she said not to marry a Catholic. <\/insert><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By 18th Amendment, 1933 Feb. 5, 2017 P: 18th Ammendment: You\u2019re Drunk Jesus Christ, 21st Amendment, you\u2019re drunk. I told you that buying a handle of whiskey was a bad idea. How are you planning to get home? Capitol Hill is miles away, and I\u2019m not letting you drive until you sober up. God, tThis happens every time we go out. What will the neighbors think? Here, drink some water. I swear to the Lord up above, you\u2019re going to be sleeping on the couch for at least a week. I\u2019ve been telling you for years that alcohol should be prohibited, but all you do is drink, drink, drink! I should have listened to my mother when she said not to marry a Catholic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1662"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1662\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2695,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1662\/revisions\/2695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}