{"id":1654,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/holy-shit-a-big-horse\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:05","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:05","slug":"holy-shit-a-big-horse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/holy-shit-a-big-horse\/","title":{"rendered":"Holy Shit, a Big Horse!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Trojans, 1300 BCE<\/a><\/h6>\n
Feb. 6, 2017<\/h6>\n<\/p>\n

Hey guys, you see this? By Aphrodite\u2019s large busty blessing, how are we so lucky?<\/insert>.<\/delete> LOOK AT THIS BIG-<\/insert>G<\/delete>–<\/delete><\/insert> <\/delete>ASS MOTHERFUCKING HORSE. What do you mean,<\/insert> there\u2019s Greek <\/delete>are Greeks<\/insert> inside? Shut up, Laoco\u00f6n; go be a nerd somewhere else.<\/insert> , <\/delete>(what a <\/insert><\/delete>nerd<\/delete>)<\/delete><\/insert>. <\/delete>The only Greeks in this city have been inside<\/insert> Helen, bitch that she is –<\/insert> am I right or am I right as hell? Even if there were any of those weak Greek sons-of-bitches<\/insert>, I sing of arms (except on leg day) and a man (no homo), so their ilk would be unable to best me on the battlefield. Speaking of the battlefield, I\u2019d like to ride a beauty like that really large, possibly hollow, wooden horse into battle. (HOLY SHIT THAT\u2019S A BIG HORSE).<\/delete> Yeah, I love battle, I\u2019m basically Hector 2.0, I got chariots and a bad <\/delete>ass helmet and I could totally 1v1 that directionally-challenged Greek Odysseus. He doesn\u2019t want any of this, bro. Sorry, but can we talk about this GIANT FUCKING HORSE THO? This is the steed a stud like me needs. <\/insert> <\/insert><\/p>\n

I\u2019ve never wanted something,<\/delete> so badly in my entire life. Well, Helen is a fairly close second, but seriously,<\/insert> can I keep it? Do you think P<\/insert>p<\/delete>apa will let me keep it? Of course,<\/delete> he will. I\u2019ve won all of the battles I\u2019ve ever been in, except that one, but it doesn\u2019t count anyway. Meanie-laus is a cheater anyway, that\u2019s why I stole his girl. Yeah, Mr. Steal-Yo-Girl, I like the sound of that\u2026 Anyway, b<\/insert>B<\/delete>ack to this BIG WOODEN<\/insert> HORSE, I want it. I\u2019ll ask mother if we can keep this stead in the stables, for more use only. MOOMMMM, DO YOU SEE THIS BIG HORSE? I want it, and pap\u00e1 simply must obtain it for me. <\/insert><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Trojans, 1300 BCE Feb. 6, 2017 Hey guys, you see this? By Aphrodite\u2019s large busty blessing, how are we so lucky?. LOOK AT THIS BIG-G– ASS MOTHERFUCKING HORSE. What do you mean, there\u2019s Greek are Greeks inside? Shut up, Laoco\u00f6n; go be a nerd somewhere else. , (what a nerd). The only Greeks in this city have been inside Helen, bitch that she is – am I right or am I right as hell? Even if there were any of those weak Greek sons-of-bitches, I sing of arms (except on leg day) and a man (no homo), so their ilk would be unable to best me on the battlefield. Speaking of the battlefield, I\u2019d like to ride a beauty like that really large, possibly hollow, wooden horse into battle. (HOLY SHIT THAT\u2019S A BIG HORSE). Yeah, I love battle, I\u2019m basically Hector 2.0, I got chariots and a bad ass helmet and I could totally 1v1 that directionally-challenged Greek Odysseus. He doesn\u2019t want any of this, bro. Sorry, but can we talk about this GIANT FUCKING HORSE THO? This is the steed a stud like me needs. I\u2019ve never wanted something, so badly in my entire life. Well, Helen is a fairly close second, but seriously, can I keep it? Do you think Ppapa will let me keep it? Of course, he will. I\u2019ve won all of the battles I\u2019ve ever been in, except that one, but it doesn\u2019t count anyway. Meanie-laus is a cheater anyway, that\u2019s why I stole his girl. Yeah, Mr. Steal-Yo-Girl, I like the sound of that\u2026 Anyway, bBack to this BIG WOODEN HORSE, I want it. I\u2019ll ask mother if we can keep this stead in the stables, for more use only. MOOMMMM, DO YOU SEE THIS BIG HORSE? I want it, and pap\u00e1 simply must obtain it for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1654"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1654"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1654\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2687,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1654\/revisions\/2687"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}