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By Adam Lowinger March 24, 2017 Following the end of her father\u2019s term as President, Natashia \u201cSasha\u201d Obama has decided to dedicate her time to establishing the Kids Next Door (K.N.D.).\u00a0 For those unware, the Kids Next Door was a cartoon that ran in the early 2000\u2019s in which children form a global intelligence apparatus (the titular organization) to combat \u201cadult tyranny\u201d. Usually, this involved using effective yet stupidly-named weapons, aerospace crafts, and computers all made from hardware products. \u201cI always loved the show growing up,\u201d explains the former first daughter, \u201cso I figured that since I have some free time, might as well use it get some more kids involved in politics. The only real change I made was spelling everything correctly.\u201d Sasha\u2019s comment refers to her title of \u201cNumber 44\u201d, which would have been spelled \u201cNumbah\u201d had she followed the series\u2019 naming conventions. \u201cI just don\u2019t think my Parents would have been on board if I promoted illiteracy,\u201d explained Sasha. When asked if having an adult fund the organization seemed hypocritical, she responded with a shrill \u201cCan you think of a better way to fund it?\u201d The rest of the first family refused to comment. Due to president Trump\u2019s purposed elimination to various after-school programs, more and more kids are signing up for the K.N.D. due to lack of alternatives. Most parents even encourage their kids to join, for the organization provides high amounts of physical activity in addition to basic training in tactics, construction, programming, and oration. \u201cIt\u2019s nice to see Nigel have a group of friends to hang out with everyday\u201d said one grateful father who now has the time to work two jobs. Similar success cases can be found around the country. Indeed, Supreme Leader Sasha has records showing membership has already increased to over 2000 members in the United States, with pockets of a few dozen emerging in Japan and the United Kingdom. \u201cI\u2019m so happy with how it has turned out\u201d, Sasha says, \u201cbut what I\u2019m most excited about is that the Moon Base has just exited the R&D phase.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1634"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1634"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2667,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1634\/revisions\/2667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}