{"id":1620,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/best-friend-fails-to-justify-crushs-tinder-behavior\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:57:59","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:57:59","slug":"best-friend-fails-to-justify-crushs-tinder-behavior","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/best-friend-fails-to-justify-crushs-tinder-behavior\/","title":{"rendered":"Best Friend Fails to Justify Crush\u2019s Tinder Behavior"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Morgan Pantuck<\/a><\/h6>\n
April 17, 2017<\/h6>\n

Best Friend Fails to Justify Crush\u2019s Tinder Behavior<\/insert><\/delete>By Morgan Pantuck<\/insert><\/delete> <\/insert><\/delete>Reports indicate that local BFF Miranda Weinberg is rapidly running out of convincing reasons why your crush, Adam Fenster, has not yet swiped right on your Tinder profile. Weinberg, 21, originally argued that your profile simply hadn\u2019t shown up on his phone. However, after a week of radio silence, she modified her position, stating, \u201c[Adam] doesn\u2019t usually spend that much time on his phone anyway,\u201d and postulating that \u201che was probably just studying for midterms or something.\u201d Independent analysts, however, were quick to point out that the incident in question occurred during 3rd week, making Weinberg\u2019s \u201cmidterms\u201d excuse only moderately plausible. After two weeks without a match, Weinberg switched viewpoints yet again, proposing that the boy in question was \u201cintimidated by how hot you are\u201d and possibly swiped left \u201cby accident\u201d or \u201cout of fear.\u201d <\/insert><\/p>\n

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This isn\u2019t the first time that Weinberg has offered far-fetched reasons why your crushes have behaved in particular ways. Last year, Weinberg proposed that attractive upperclassman Bryan Sing failed to reply to your \u201cu up?\u201d text due to technical difficulties.<\/insert><\/p>\n

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\u201cMaybe he lost his phone?\u201d Weinberg suggested at the time. \u201cOr like, gave up texting for L<\/insert>l<\/delete>ent?\u201d<\/insert><\/p>\n

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At press time, Weinberg was arguing that Adam might have died sometime in the past week, even though you almost definitely saw him crossing the Midway yesterday.<\/insert><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Morgan Pantuck April 17, 2017 Best Friend Fails to Justify Crush\u2019s Tinder BehaviorBy Morgan Pantuck Reports indicate that local BFF Miranda Weinberg is rapidly running out of convincing reasons why your crush, Adam Fenster, has not yet swiped right on your Tinder profile. Weinberg, 21, originally argued that your profile simply hadn\u2019t shown up on his phone. However, after a week of radio silence, she modified her position, stating, \u201c[Adam] doesn\u2019t usually spend that much time on his phone anyway,\u201d and postulating that \u201che was probably just studying for midterms or something.\u201d Independent analysts, however, were quick to point out that the incident in question occurred during 3rd week, making Weinberg\u2019s \u201cmidterms\u201d excuse only moderately plausible. After two weeks without a match, Weinberg switched viewpoints yet again, proposing that the boy in question was \u201cintimidated by how hot you are\u201d and possibly swiped left \u201cby accident\u201d or \u201cout of fear.\u201d This isn\u2019t the first time that Weinberg has offered far-fetched reasons why your crushes have behaved in particular ways. Last year, Weinberg proposed that attractive upperclassman Bryan Sing failed to reply to your \u201cu up?\u201d text due to technical difficulties. \u201cMaybe he lost his phone?\u201d Weinberg suggested at the time. \u201cOr like, gave up texting for Llent?\u201d At press time, Weinberg was arguing that Adam might have died sometime in the past week, even though you almost definitely saw him crossing the Midway yesterday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1620"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2653,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620\/revisions\/2653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}