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By Antonia Salisbury April 19, 2017 Mac Demarco fan explains, \u201cyeah but my frat is just like the anti-frat\u201d \u201cSo, I\u2019m pledging now.\u201d No one said anything, but Zeke could tell everyone at the table thought that he had too many thrifted tees to rush. His defense against their silence was timid at first: \u201cHave you ever been in a sea full of people wearing Patagonias and felt so ready to camp but also dominate in a round of pong?\u201d But soon, Zeke gained confidence in his decision and ability to talk loudly: \u201cI wasn\u2019t going to at first, but then I met all the brothers and it\u2019s just a really chill group of guys and I don\u2019t see why everyone is so close-minded.\u201d Impassioned, Zeke stood on his house table in North. \u201cFriends, Romans, midwest fuccbois, what I\u2019m saying is that we can have it all. We can listen to Salad Days and wear Sperrys. Hit the grav bong and apply to be Dougan Scholars at Booth. Guys, we can even be politically ambiguous yet aggressive in a left-wing way! The world is our pregame, so let\u2019s make the most of it. Who\u2019s with me? Alright, let\u2019s get a polaroid of this.\u201d In celebration — whileand s still standing on the table —, Zeke duct-taped a Four Loko to each of his hands and exclaimed, \u201cCheers to a new era that isn\u2019t just about binge drinking, it\u2019s also about cool music and cool people!\u201d As Zeke looked in the mirror, he knew that no one could tell him that his frat wasn\u2019t the least fratty frat at UChicago. Hell, in the world! Haha. He chuckled at the complexity of his personality as he put his Doc Films cap on backwards. \u201cWhat a crazy time it is to be alive. I guess I\u2019m like the guy who just changed the entire game or something. The universe is so big and I am so small. I am a swole, down-to-earth speck of dust adrift in a sea of uncertainty, but even I can make a difference.\u201d That night,t Zeke called his Mom and asked her to forward his The Economist subscription to Roh Tau Psi. After completing a lifetime\u2019s worth of samaritan-ship in only a few minutes, Zeke went to bed. As he tucked himself in, letting Pitchfork\u2019s Pepperoni Playboy and a tepid Coors lulldrift him to sleep, he glanced at his white Reboks strewn with an elegant carelessness on the floor and thought, “man, it feels good to be the good guy.“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1617"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1617\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2650,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1617\/revisions\/2650"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}