{"id":1600,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/reckless-partygoer-blindly-presses-apartment-buzzer\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:57:56","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:57:56","slug":"reckless-partygoer-blindly-presses-apartment-buzzer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/reckless-partygoer-blindly-presses-apartment-buzzer\/","title":{"rendered":"Reckless Partygoer Blindly Presses Apartment Buzzer"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Morgan Pantuck<\/a><\/h6>\n
May 8, 2017<\/h6>\n

Reckless Partygoer Blindly Presses Apartment Buzzer<\/insert><\/delete>By Morgan Pantuck<\/insert><\/delete> <\/insert><\/delete>Onlookers were shocked earlier this weekend when local partygoer Josh Casey pressed an apartment buzzer and allowed several unknown guests to enter his building without first verifying their identity, the Dealer <\/em>reports. Casey, 19, allegedly heard the buzzer ring while finishing his fourth tequila shot at approximately 1:45am. The fearless host then stumbled over to the intercom system and slurred \u201ccome on in, bitchezzzz\u201d into the microphone before proceeding to unlock the door without so much as a moment\u2019s concern about whom he might have accidentally allowed into the building. <\/insert><\/p>\n

Casey\u2019s daring behavior produced a diverse range of<\/insert>range of diverse<\/delete> reactions. \u201cMan, I wish I cared so little about my possessions and well–<\/insert>being,\u201d commented partier Jesse Polkaed. \u201cWhat a cool dude.\u201d<\/insert><\/p>\n

Other guests reacted more negatively. \u201cYeah, it turned out to be Tina and Mike, but what if it had been, like, a bloody axe murderer?\u201d quipped area student Rob Chan. \u201cOr that douchebag Kevin from C<\/insert>c<\/delete>iv?\u201d <\/insert><\/p>\n

When reached for comment about his controversial conduct, Casey noted that \u201cyou jussss gotta live in th\ufeff’<\/insert> <\/delete>mom<\/insert>m<\/delete>ent, man, you kno\u2014\u201c before vomiting into a garbage can and passing out. <\/insert><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Morgan Pantuck May 8, 2017 Reckless Partygoer Blindly Presses Apartment BuzzerBy Morgan Pantuck Onlookers were shocked earlier this weekend when local partygoer Josh Casey pressed an apartment buzzer and allowed several unknown guests to enter his building without first verifying their identity, the Dealer reports. Casey, 19, allegedly heard the buzzer ring while finishing his fourth tequila shot at approximately 1:45am. The fearless host then stumbled over to the intercom system and slurred \u201ccome on in, bitchezzzz\u201d into the microphone before proceeding to unlock the door without so much as a moment\u2019s concern about whom he might have accidentally allowed into the building. Casey\u2019s daring behavior produced a diverse range ofrange of diverse reactions. \u201cMan, I wish I cared so little about my possessions and well–being,\u201d commented partier Jesse Polkaed. \u201cWhat a cool dude.\u201d Other guests reacted more negatively. \u201cYeah, it turned out to be Tina and Mike, but what if it had been, like, a bloody axe murderer?\u201d quipped area student Rob Chan. \u201cOr that douchebag Kevin from Cciv?\u201d When reached for comment about his controversial conduct, Casey noted that \u201cyou jussss gotta live in th\ufeff’ momment, man, you kno\u2014\u201c before vomiting into a garbage can and passing out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1600"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2633,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1600\/revisions\/2633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}