<\/p>\n
Who Said It: A Bachelorette Contestant or A Former White House Communications Director?<\/p>\n
1. \u201cYou’re damn right I enjoy pissing him off.\u201d<\/p>\n
Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director?<\/p>\n
This one could really go either way. \ufeff\ufeffSorry Mooch fans, but this one’s from a Bachelorette contestant.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
2. \u201cI like mentioning them because I know knee-knockers when I see them and their knees will start knocking.\u201d<\/p>\n
Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director?<\/p>\n
Ooooh, this one is the Mooch, former communications director.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
3. \u201cThey\u2019re going to have to go fuck themselves.\u201d <\/p>\n
Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director? <\/p>\n
Sounds like an angry Bachelorette contestant? Well, it\u2019s actually the Mooch.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
4. \u201cHe’s an alternative facts piece of garbage.\u201d <\/p>\n
Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director?<\/p>\n
You thought the “alternative facts” was a tip-off? Surprise – it\u2019s a Bachelorette contestant.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
5. “I also want you to know I spent about 15 minutes on the phone talking with the President of the United States who has given me his full support and his full blessing.” <\/p>\n
Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director? <\/p>\n
This one is obviously the Communications Director. But wouldn\u2019t it be great if it were a Bachelorette contestant?<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
6. \u201cThey\u2019re Eve and I’m Adam, and there’s a slippery little snake in the garden.\u201d <\/p>\n
Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director?<\/p>\n
Sounds Moochie, but it\u2019s a Bachelorette contestant.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
7. “When I said we were brothers from the podium, that’s because we’re \u2014 some brothers are like Cain and Abel.” <\/p>\n
Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director?<\/p>\n
Turns out both communications directors and Bachelorette contestants like their Genesis references, because this time it’s the Mooch.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
8. \u201cThey\u2019re going to have to go fuck themselves.\u201d <\/p>\n
Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director?<\/p>\n
This might sound like an overzealous lover, but it\u2019s actually the Mooch.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
9. \u201cSee ya later, litigator\u201d <\/p>\n
Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director? <\/p>\n
This is how the Mooch says goodbye to Jeff Sessions. Don\u2019t believe me? Well, I\u2019m lying\u2014it’s a Bachelorette contestant. <\/p>\n<\/p>\n
10. \u201cI’m not a failed comedian, I’m a personal trainer!\u201d <\/p>\n
Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director? <\/p>\n
Silly, this one is easy. It\u2019s a Bachelorette contestant. The Mooch isn\u2019t a personal trainer; he\u2019s a professional Jersey Shore look-alike.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
11. \u201cI’m not trying to suck my own cock\u201d <\/p>\n
Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director? <\/p>\n
It\u2019s the Mooch. Turns out he isn\u2019t as flexible as Steve Bannon.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
12. \u201cI would say, scientifically, my libido is above average.\u201d <\/p>\n
Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director? <\/p>\n
This one\u2019s a Bachelorette contestant, and honestly, this sounds more like a Trump quote than a Mooch quote.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
How\u2019d you do? If you got 9 or more you\u2019re either a Mooch super fan or a contestant on The Bachelor!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Teddy Zamborsky Aug. 2, 2017 Who Said It: A Bachelorette Contestant or A Former White House Communications Director? 1. \u201cYou’re damn right I enjoy pissing him off.\u201d Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director? This one could really go either way. \ufeff\ufeffSorry Mooch fans, but this one’s from a Bachelorette contestant. 2. \u201cI like mentioning them because I know knee-knockers when I see them and their knees will start knocking.\u201d Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director? Ooooh, this one is the Mooch, former communications director. 3. \u201cThey\u2019re going to have to go fuck themselves.\u201d Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director? Sounds like an angry Bachelorette contestant? Well, it\u2019s actually the Mooch. 4. \u201cHe’s an alternative facts piece of garbage.\u201d Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director? You thought the “alternative facts” was a tip-off? Surprise – it\u2019s a Bachelorette contestant. 5. “I also want you to know I spent about 15 minutes on the phone talking with the President of the United States who has given me his full support and his full blessing.” Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director? This one is obviously the Communications Director. But wouldn\u2019t it be great if it were a Bachelorette contestant? 6. \u201cThey\u2019re Eve and I’m Adam, and there’s a slippery little snake in the garden.\u201d Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director? Sounds Moochie, but it\u2019s a Bachelorette contestant. 7. “When I said we were brothers from the podium, that’s because we’re \u2014 some brothers are like Cain and Abel.” Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director? Turns out both communications directors and Bachelorette contestants like their Genesis references, because this time it’s the Mooch. 8. \u201cThey\u2019re going to have to go fuck themselves.\u201d Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director? This might sound like an overzealous lover, but it\u2019s actually the Mooch. 9. \u201cSee ya later, litigator\u201d Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director? This is how the Mooch says goodbye to Jeff Sessions. Don\u2019t believe me? Well, I\u2019m lying\u2014it’s a Bachelorette contestant. 10. \u201cI’m not a failed comedian, I’m a personal trainer!\u201d Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director? Silly, this one is easy. It\u2019s a Bachelorette contestant. The Mooch isn\u2019t a personal trainer; he\u2019s a professional Jersey Shore look-alike. 11. \u201cI’m not trying to suck my own cock\u201d Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director? It\u2019s the Mooch. Turns out he isn\u2019t as flexible as Steve Bannon. 12. \u201cI would say, scientifically, my libido is above average.\u201d Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director? This one\u2019s a Bachelorette contestant, and honestly, this sounds more like a Trump quote than a Mooch quote. How\u2019d you do? If you got 9 or more you\u2019re either a Mooch super fan or a contestant on The Bachelor!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1585"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2618,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585\/revisions\/2618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}