{"id":1566,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/uc-leaks-questionable-purchases\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:57:52","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:57:52","slug":"uc-leaks-questionable-purchases","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/uc-leaks-questionable-purchases\/","title":{"rendered":"UC Leaks: Questionable Purchases"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Dan Lastres<\/a><\/h6>\n
Aug. 25, 2017<\/h6>\n

It\u2019s no secret that the university\u2019s finances are not in great shape.<\/insert>;<\/delete> Between a struggling endowment and a <\/insert>high demand for buildings to name, the administration has had<\/insert> to pay a lot of smart administrators a lot of money to keep the school administrated. But,<\/delete> the leaked documents include some projects that would certainly strain credulity and the u<\/insert>U<\/delete>niversity\u2019s coffers: <\/p>\n

2018: Gala Fundraiser Extraordinaire: Cirque Du Soleil has been booked to perform. The document <\/insert> budget <\/delete>suggests this is meant to pay off debt from past u<\/insert>U<\/delete>niversity galas. <\/p>\n

2019: A Second North Campus: Architectural r<\/insert>R<\/delete>enderings indicate that the buildings will be stacked in reverse order so<\/insert>such<\/delete> that all three towers of Double North C<\/insert>c<\/delete>ampus are the same height. <\/p>\n

2021: A Endowment Dedicated to C<\/insert>c<\/delete>overing the C<\/insert>c<\/delete>osts of “Sordid Affairs” <\/p>\n

2023: Reopen Reg\u2019s C-L<\/insert>l<\/delete>evel: Closed in 1923 after a shaft collapse<\/insert> collapsed <\/delete>in the book mines killed<\/insert>ing<\/delete> three scholars, the C-L<\/insert>l<\/delete>evel houses one of North America\u2019s most plentiful knowledge veins,<\/insert> and u<\/insert>U<\/delete>niversity officials are willing to take risks again. <\/p>\n

2024: A Freestanding Wind Tunnel: Planned t<\/insert>T<\/delete>o be b<\/insert>B<\/delete>uilt o<\/insert>O<\/delete>ver the Quad, it will have<\/insert> with <\/delete>the strength of an F4 tornado.<\/insert> <\/p>\n

2027: The \u201cFun Lazarus Project:<\/delete>\u201d:<\/insert> No details in attained documents. <\/p>\n

2030: The Jeanne Gang Institute for Prestige Architecture: The u<\/insert>U<\/delete>niversity\u2019s newest division will be housed in a crystalline bubble suspended over Washington Park. <\/p>\n

2038: The Discourse-Dome:<\/insert>!<\/delete> From the papers: “This arena of knowledge looks like the coliseum of condescension and intellectual combat we\u2019ve been waiting for. This un-safe space will feature rhetorical traps, logical pitfalls, and plenty of nuance with which to beat down one\u2019s opponent. The field of ideas runs red with the blood of inferior thinkers.” <\/p>\n

2050: Subterranean Expansion: A f<\/insert>F<\/delete>ull-scale replica of the university,<\/insert> but with a lower admission rate, is <\/insert>to be built directly beneath campus<\/insert>low it<\/delete>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Dan Lastres Aug. 25, 2017 It\u2019s no secret that the university\u2019s finances are not in great shape.; Between a struggling endowment and a high demand for buildings to name, the administration has had to pay a lot of smart administrators a lot of money to keep the school administrated. But, the leaked documents include some projects that would certainly strain credulity and the uUniversity\u2019s coffers: 2018: Gala Fundraiser Extraordinaire: Cirque Du Soleil has been booked to perform. The document budget suggests this is meant to pay off debt from past uUniversity galas. 2019: A Second North Campus: Architectural rRenderings indicate that the buildings will be stacked in reverse order sosuch that all three towers of Double North Ccampus are the same height. 2021: A Endowment Dedicated to Ccovering the Ccosts of “Sordid Affairs” 2023: Reopen Reg\u2019s C-Llevel: Closed in 1923 after a shaft collapse collapsed in the book mines killeding three scholars, the C-Llevel houses one of North America\u2019s most plentiful knowledge veins, and uUniversity officials are willing to take risks again. 2024: A Freestanding Wind Tunnel: Planned tTo be bBuilt oOver the Quad, it will have with the strength of an F4 tornado. 2027: The \u201cFun Lazarus Project:\u201d: No details in attained documents. 2030: The Jeanne Gang Institute for Prestige Architecture: The uUniversity\u2019s newest division will be housed in a crystalline bubble suspended over Washington Park. 2038: The Discourse-Dome:! From the papers: “This arena of knowledge looks like the coliseum of condescension and intellectual combat we\u2019ve been waiting for. This un-safe space will feature rhetorical traps, logical pitfalls, and plenty of nuance with which to beat down one\u2019s opponent. The field of ideas runs red with the blood of inferior thinkers.” 2050: Subterranean Expansion: A fFull-scale replica of the university, but with a lower admission rate, is to be built directly beneath campuslow it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1566"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1566"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1566\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2599,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1566\/revisions\/2599"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}