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As the greatest actors and actresses in the world are honored tonight for their hard work\u00a0on screen, the right wing of the Twittersphere has been crying out for a set of new awards\u00a0categories dedicated to the crisis actors hired by the liberal media to act out various newsworthy\u00a0tragedies in order to push a radical communist agenda.<\/p>\n
The movement was sparked by Twitter user @the \ufe0femojiisracisttowhites, who wrote\u00a0\u201cHollywood Liberals support low-paid workers in film, so why aren\u2019t they giving out #oscars to\u00a0the Parkland\/Sandy Hook \u201cvictims\u201d?#bustatruthnut.\u201d Within minutes, the tweet had been quoted\u00a0or retweeted by several prominent alt-right Twitter users, including InfoWars<\/i>\u00a0host Alex Jones, who subsequently tweeted,\u00a0\u201cLIBERAL TRANSGENDER FROGMAN FALSE FLAG ACTORS DESERVE THEIR SPOT\u00a0ON THE RED CARPET. THEIR COMMITMENT TO SATANIC FAKE NEWSCRAFT IS\u00a0INSPIRING.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n
By the time the Academy caught wind of the movement, it had already made its\u00a0way onto Breitbart, Fox News, and your uncle\u2019s Facebook feed. Every story cited the long hours\u00a0and deep personal gravitas that crisis actors put into pushing gun control and leftist hegemony on\u00a0national television. The Academy tweeted that it was shocked and saddened by the\u00a0movement, claiming that crisis actors, crisis directors, and crisis production managers had long\u00a0been given their due at the Oscars preshow.<\/p>\n
The esteemed editorial board Shady Dealer is strongly against awarding crisis actors\u00a0prominent accolades on national television, since the Oscars are already way too fucking long.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Thomas Noriega Feb. 19, 2018 As the greatest actors and actresses in the world are honored tonight for their hard work\u00a0on screen, the right wing of the Twittersphere has been crying out for a set of new awards\u00a0categories dedicated to the crisis actors hired by the liberal media to act out various newsworthy\u00a0tragedies in order to push a radical communist agenda. The movement was sparked by Twitter user @the \ufe0femojiisracisttowhites, who wrote\u00a0\u201cHollywood Liberals support low-paid workers in film, so why aren\u2019t they giving out #oscars to\u00a0the Parkland\/Sandy Hook \u201cvictims\u201d?#bustatruthnut.\u201d Within minutes, the tweet had been quoted\u00a0or retweeted by several prominent alt-right Twitter users, including InfoWars\u00a0host Alex Jones, who subsequently tweeted,\u00a0\u201cLIBERAL TRANSGENDER FROGMAN FALSE FLAG ACTORS DESERVE THEIR SPOT\u00a0ON THE RED CARPET. THEIR COMMITMENT TO SATANIC FAKE NEWSCRAFT IS\u00a0INSPIRING.\u201d\u00a0 By the time the Academy caught wind of the movement, it had already made its\u00a0way onto Breitbart, Fox News, and your uncle\u2019s Facebook feed. Every story cited the long hours\u00a0and deep personal gravitas that crisis actors put into pushing gun control and leftist hegemony on\u00a0national television. The Academy tweeted that it was shocked and saddened by the\u00a0movement, claiming that crisis actors, crisis directors, and crisis production managers had long\u00a0been given their due at the Oscars preshow. The esteemed editorial board Shady Dealer is strongly against awarding crisis actors\u00a0prominent accolades on national television, since the Oscars are already way too fucking long.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1518"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2551,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1518\/revisions\/2551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}