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So you came here to study? Well, we all \u201ccame here to study,\u201d kid. That doesn\u2019t mean you can\u2019t check out the tall glass of iced coffee behind the counter. That\u2019s right, the one all wrapped up in a baseball hat who says, \u201cEeehk we actually don\u2019t have almond milk\u201d just the way you like. Or perhaps we can interest you in a very sleepy TA wearing possibly-real glasses but definitely the same clothes from yesterday.
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That\u2019s right flirts, we have it all. Come on down to where the smell is weird and the tension is palpable.\u00a0
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1. If you thought middle school was cool then you have to check out Harper Caf\u00e9. I have the best luck asking people to dances, anonymously on UChicago Crushes, here.
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2. If you even know what high school is, I highly recommend Ex Libris Caf\u00e9. Conveniently located in a cafeteria that was surgically transplanted in the Reg, Ex Lib is awesome and makes me feel ready to date\/place an AP Number Label on the back cover of my Student Pack. And if all goes well: http:\/\/rooms.lib.uchicago.edu\/.
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3. Keep your finger on the pulse of the Beat Generation at Hallowed Grounds, where turtle necks are high and pool cues are long and broken. If you tell me about your causal insomnia, I\u2019ll tell you about my intravenous coffee intake. Then we\u2019ll all make out.
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4. Last but not least, I nominate Dollop for their commendable location in the dorm on campus with the most sex per capita. Like a casino in a hotel. Or a coffee shop in a hotel, full of college students. Exquisite!<\/p>\n
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By Antonia Salisbury Feb. 20, 2018 So you came here to study? Well, we all \u201ccame here to study,\u201d kid. That doesn\u2019t mean you can\u2019t check out the tall glass of iced coffee behind the counter. That\u2019s right, the one all wrapped up in a baseball hat who says, \u201cEeehk we actually don\u2019t have almond milk\u201d just the way you like. Or perhaps we can interest you in a very sleepy TA wearing possibly-real glasses but definitely the same clothes from yesterday.\u00a0That\u2019s right flirts, we have it all. Come on down to where the smell is weird and the tension is palpable.\u00a0 \u00a01. If you thought middle school was cool then you have to check out Harper Caf\u00e9. I have the best luck asking people to dances, anonymously on UChicago Crushes, here.\u20282. If you even know what high school is, I highly recommend Ex Libris Caf\u00e9. Conveniently located in a cafeteria that was surgically transplanted in the Reg, Ex Lib is awesome and makes me feel ready to date\/place an AP Number Label on the back cover of my Student Pack. And if all goes well: http:\/\/rooms.lib.uchicago.edu\/.\u20283. Keep your finger on the pulse of the Beat Generation at Hallowed Grounds, where turtle necks are high and pool cues are long and broken. If you tell me about your causal insomnia, I\u2019ll tell you about my intravenous coffee intake. Then we\u2019ll all make out.\u20284. Last but not least, I nominate Dollop for their commendable location in the dorm on campus with the most sex per capita. Like a casino in a hotel. Or a coffee shop in a hotel, full of college students. Exquisite!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1512"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1512\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2545,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1512\/revisions\/2545"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}