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At approximately 11:30 p.m., The Shady Dealer <\/i>received a tip claiming that there is an enormous pile of visibly-stained David Lynch posters outside the Doc Films office in Ida Noyes hall. The posters, advertising Lynch classics such as Inland Empire, Mulholland Drive, <\/i>and Blue Velvet,\u00a0<\/i>were loosely arranged into a rectangular mound, and their stains appear to be sexual in nature. <\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s basically a huge festering pile of slowly rotting gloss paper with a few tangled 35mm film reels mixed in \u2013 it actually kind of looks like something you\u2019d see in Eraserhead <\/i>or Elephant Man,<\/i>\u201d the anonymous informant told the Dealer.\u00a0<\/i>\u201cI\u2019m not totally sure how long it\u2019s been there, but they have an original poster for The Lost Highway <\/i>in there, which means this might have been going on since 1997.\u201d<\/p>\n
When asked if they were sure that the pile was used for sexual purposes, the informant claimed to be \u201calmost certain,” explaining, \u201cWhen you see these kids [the Doc Films student board] start to go off on how Lynch \u2018used dream theory to decontextualize oedipal drives within the symbolic and imaginary psychological realms,\u2019 they get a certain look in their eyes which really can only mean one thing.\u201d\u00a0 <\/p>\n
A representative from Doc Films vehemently denied the allegations, stating, \u201cWhile we have a great appreciation for Lynch\u2019s work and the ways in which his innovative narrative structures and mis\u00e9-\u00e9n-scene<\/i> inject his films with nascent and explicit eroticisms, we resist the notion that we, the Doc Films student board, perform sexual activity on a huge mound of his movie posters. The idea is crass and ridiculous.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWe do, however\u201d, the representative continued, \u201cfrequently have sex on that big pile of Godard posters in the projection booth.\u201d<\/p>\n
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By Nik Varley Feb. 20, 2018 At approximately 11:30 p.m., The Shady Dealer received a tip claiming that there is an enormous pile of visibly-stained David Lynch posters outside the Doc Films office in Ida Noyes hall. The posters, advertising Lynch classics such as Inland Empire, Mulholland Drive, and Blue Velvet,\u00a0were loosely arranged into a rectangular mound, and their stains appear to be sexual in nature. \u201cIt\u2019s basically a huge festering pile of slowly rotting gloss paper with a few tangled 35mm film reels mixed in \u2013 it actually kind of looks like something you\u2019d see in Eraserhead or Elephant Man,\u201d the anonymous informant told the Dealer.\u00a0\u201cI\u2019m not totally sure how long it\u2019s been there, but they have an original poster for The Lost Highway in there, which means this might have been going on since 1997.\u201d When asked if they were sure that the pile was used for sexual purposes, the informant claimed to be \u201calmost certain,” explaining, \u201cWhen you see these kids [the Doc Films student board] start to go off on how Lynch \u2018used dream theory to decontextualize oedipal drives within the symbolic and imaginary psychological realms,\u2019 they get a certain look in their eyes which really can only mean one thing.\u201d\u00a0 A representative from Doc Films vehemently denied the allegations, stating, \u201cWhile we have a great appreciation for Lynch\u2019s work and the ways in which his innovative narrative structures and mis\u00e9-\u00e9n-scene inject his films with nascent and explicit eroticisms, we resist the notion that we, the Doc Films student board, perform sexual activity on a huge mound of his movie posters. The idea is crass and ridiculous.\u201d \u201cWe do, however\u201d, the representative continued, \u201cfrequently have sex on that big pile of Godard posters in the projection booth.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1511"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1511\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2544,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1511\/revisions\/2544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}