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New York City, 1851<\/p>\n
Herman Melville, renowned New York author and poet, was reportedly furious earlier today upon discovering that his editors had changed every instance of the word \u201ccrab\u201d to \u201cwhale\u201d in the manuscript of his upcoming novel Moby Dick<\/i>. An irate Melville told the Dealer <\/i>that the change was \u201cabsolutely unacceptable\u201d and that it \u201ccompletely undermined his narrative of an unbalanced ship captain obsessed with killing a giant crab.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThe monstrous, white crab absolutely indispensable–it\u2019s the center of the whole novel!\u201d said Melville, while hastily thumbing through his manuscript. \u201cAhab\u2019s entire motivation is an insatiable desire for revenge against the humongous crab that bit his leg off! That\u2019s a huge <\/i>part of the narrative!\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd the crab has a ton of symbolic significance!\u201d continued Melville. \u201cWhat could better represent the elusive mystery of life better than a giant crab, the most enigmatic sea creature? And what about the irony of Ahab using a piece of crab exoskeleton to replace his missing leg? That kind of symbolism just doesn\u2019t make sense with a whale.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n
Melville\u2019s editors, however, called changing the novel\u2019s antagonist from a crab to a whale a \u201cno brainer\u201d and expressed disbelief that Melville had chosen to center an entire novel on the life of New England crabbers.<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t get me wrong, Herman\u2019s got some great stuff here,\u201d said lead editor John Pietsch. \u201cBut come on–a giant crab? He keeps referring to it as \u2018the mighty crustacean thundering across the floor of the sea\u2019 and I just have to roll my eyes. And there are so <\/i>many passages describing Ishmael and Pip the cookboy cracking open the carapace of the crabs they catch to suck the meat directly into their mouths. That\u2019s definitely not gonna sell.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThe people we showed it to really didn\u2019t respond well either,\u201d continued Pietsch. \u201cThey all liked the writing in general, but the part where Queequeg demonstrates his prowess as a crabber by killing 300 crabs with his bare hands at the beginning of the novel really put them off. The shrunken heads thing actually came off pretty tame in comparison.\u201d<\/p>\n
Melville, however, remained adamant that his editor\u2019s changes were unacceptable. \u201cThey completely rewrote the novel\u2019s final scene,\u201d the author complained. \u201cIn my version, Moby Dick\u2019s giant claws emerge from the sea and tear the Pequod <\/i>apart stern from hull, and the crab drowns the sailors with its enormous legs and antennae. In their <\/i>version, the whale just rams its head into the Pequod <\/i>and everyone drowns. Talk about anticlimax!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAh well, the whole novel is probably a lost cause at this point,\u201d concluded Melville. \u201cMaybe I\u2019ll just pump the fucker full of endless, mind-numbing descriptions of the whaling industry. That\u2019ll show those bastards.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Terence Vestibule May 4, 2018 New York City, 1851 Herman Melville, renowned New York author and poet, was reportedly furious earlier today upon discovering that his editors had changed every instance of the word \u201ccrab\u201d to \u201cwhale\u201d in the manuscript of his upcoming novel Moby Dick. An irate Melville told the Dealer that the change was \u201cabsolutely unacceptable\u201d and that it \u201ccompletely undermined his narrative of an unbalanced ship captain obsessed with killing a giant crab.\u201d \u201cThe monstrous, white crab absolutely indispensable–it\u2019s the center of the whole novel!\u201d said Melville, while hastily thumbing through his manuscript. \u201cAhab\u2019s entire motivation is an insatiable desire for revenge against the humongous crab that bit his leg off! That\u2019s a huge part of the narrative!\u201d\u00a0 \u201cAnd the crab has a ton of symbolic significance!\u201d continued Melville. \u201cWhat could better represent the elusive mystery of life better than a giant crab, the most enigmatic sea creature? And what about the irony of Ahab using a piece of crab exoskeleton to replace his missing leg? That kind of symbolism just doesn\u2019t make sense with a whale.\u201d\u00a0 Melville\u2019s editors, however, called changing the novel\u2019s antagonist from a crab to a whale a \u201cno brainer\u201d and expressed disbelief that Melville had chosen to center an entire novel on the life of New England crabbers. \u201cDon\u2019t get me wrong, Herman\u2019s got some great stuff here,\u201d said lead editor John Pietsch. \u201cBut come on–a giant crab? He keeps referring to it as \u2018the mighty crustacean thundering across the floor of the sea\u2019 and I just have to roll my eyes. And there are so many passages describing Ishmael and Pip the cookboy cracking open the carapace of the crabs they catch to suck the meat directly into their mouths. That\u2019s definitely not gonna sell.\u201d \u201cThe people we showed it to really didn\u2019t respond well either,\u201d continued Pietsch. \u201cThey all liked the writing in general, but the part where Queequeg demonstrates his prowess as a crabber by killing 300 crabs with his bare hands at the beginning of the novel really put them off. The shrunken heads thing actually came off pretty tame in comparison.\u201d Melville, however, remained adamant that his editor\u2019s changes were unacceptable. \u201cThey completely rewrote the novel\u2019s final scene,\u201d the author complained. \u201cIn my version, Moby Dick\u2019s giant claws emerge from the sea and tear the Pequod apart stern from hull, and the crab drowns the sailors with its enormous legs and antennae. In their version, the whale just rams its head into the Pequod and everyone drowns. Talk about anticlimax!\u201d \u201cAh well, the whole novel is probably a lost cause at this point,\u201d concluded Melville. \u201cMaybe I\u2019ll just pump the fucker full of endless, mind-numbing descriptions of the whaling industry. That\u2019ll show those bastards.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1479"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2512,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1479\/revisions\/2512"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}