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\u00a0A Cure for Scurvy<\/p>\n
In an unprecedented stroke of maritime genius, local pirate captain Bart Seaman\u00a0staved off scurvy for his entire pirate crew by inventing a new beverage called \u201cBud\u00a0Light Lime\u201d that combined the hallowed American flavor of Bud Light with the refreshing\u00a0citrusy tones of lime.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u201cI created Bud Light Lime to keep my crew safe from the horrors of\u00a0scurvy while delivering a crisp hint of lime in every sip,\u201d said Seaman, who emphasized\u00a0that Bud Light Lime did all this while keeping the crew in tip-top shape at the low low\u00a0calorie count of 116 calories per 12 fl. oz.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u201cWhen I take a swig, I be reminded of our\u00a0treasure hunt on the breezy beach shores of Cabo. Bud Light Lime truly is the liquid\u00a0form of a summer vacation.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYaaaargh,\u201d followed Seaman. The captain continued to announce that while he prefers his Bud Light Lime stored\u00a0in large wooden barrels, he currently plans to release Bud Light Lime in groups of 6\u00a0cans or glass bottles.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Pirates and sailors around the world are rejoicing over Bud Light\u00a0Lime for preventing sores and sickness caused from scurvy while simultaneously making every day feel\u00a0like Spring Break.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u201cI turned to a life of pirating for money and adventure, but now I\u2019m\u00a0staying for the tropical party environment Bud Light Lime creates,\u201d said Bart Seaman\u2019s\u00a0crewmate Todd Oceano, who was wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a lei.\u00a0<\/p>\n
At press\u00a0time, the entire pirate crew had abandoned their pirate duties to host a trans-Atlantic\u00a0belly flop contest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Ryan Fleishman May 5, 2018 \u00a0A Cure for Scurvy In an unprecedented stroke of maritime genius, local pirate captain Bart Seaman\u00a0staved off scurvy for his entire pirate crew by inventing a new beverage called \u201cBud\u00a0Light Lime\u201d that combined the hallowed American flavor of Bud Light with the refreshing\u00a0citrusy tones of lime.\u00a0 \u201cI created Bud Light Lime to keep my crew safe from the horrors of\u00a0scurvy while delivering a crisp hint of lime in every sip,\u201d said Seaman, who emphasized\u00a0that Bud Light Lime did all this while keeping the crew in tip-top shape at the low low\u00a0calorie count of 116 calories per 12 fl. oz.\u00a0 \u201cWhen I take a swig, I be reminded of our\u00a0treasure hunt on the breezy beach shores of Cabo. Bud Light Lime truly is the liquid\u00a0form of a summer vacation.\u201d \u201cYaaaargh,\u201d followed Seaman. The captain continued to announce that while he prefers his Bud Light Lime stored\u00a0in large wooden barrels, he currently plans to release Bud Light Lime in groups of 6\u00a0cans or glass bottles.\u00a0 Pirates and sailors around the world are rejoicing over Bud Light\u00a0Lime for preventing sores and sickness caused from scurvy while simultaneously making every day feel\u00a0like Spring Break.\u00a0 \u201cI turned to a life of pirating for money and adventure, but now I\u2019m\u00a0staying for the tropical party environment Bud Light Lime creates,\u201d said Bart Seaman\u2019s\u00a0crewmate Todd Oceano, who was wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a lei.\u00a0 At press\u00a0time, the entire pirate crew had abandoned their pirate duties to host a trans-Atlantic\u00a0belly flop contest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1473"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1473\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2506,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1473\/revisions\/2506"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}