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Frarty season is upon us, and you know what that means: barbecued mashed peas and a\u00a0banana yogurt ice luge.\u00a0<\/p>\n
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The Dealer began its reporting at the Fiji mansion.\u00a0Upon our arrival, all the biggest boys were chewing on their toes. This is what 241-month old Fiji social chair, Baby Face McGhee, had to say: \u201cI am a big baby. I just want to be pushed around in a stroller by my mommy.\u201d Stopping to let another brother wipe Gerber\u2019s dribble off\u00a0his chin, he continued, \u201cI expect to fall asleep in my car seat and wake up in my crib.\u201d<\/p>\n
The boys say that quitting breastfeeding cold turkey has been a challenge.\u00a0\u201cSome nights I wake up and try to lift my head but I can\u2019t get it all the way up yet,\u201d said second year Todd Milquetoast.\u00a0But the guys agree; downgrading to applesauce is a small price to pay for taking your first steps.\u00a0Are you good at spike ball? Do you love Migos? If you know how to do infant CPR and love saliva, well then I\u2019ll see you at\u00a0Fiji this Saturday.<\/p>\n
But watch out ladies, the Fiji boys are teething!<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Antonia Salisbury May 25, 2018 Frarty season is upon us, and you know what that means: barbecued mashed peas and a\u00a0banana yogurt ice luge.\u00a0 The Dealer began its reporting at the Fiji mansion.\u00a0Upon our arrival, all the biggest boys were chewing on their toes. This is what 241-month old Fiji social chair, Baby Face McGhee, had to say: \u201cI am a big baby. I just want to be pushed around in a stroller by my mommy.\u201d Stopping to let another brother wipe Gerber\u2019s dribble off\u00a0his chin, he continued, \u201cI expect to fall asleep in my car seat and wake up in my crib.\u201d The boys say that quitting breastfeeding cold turkey has been a challenge.\u00a0\u201cSome nights I wake up and try to lift my head but I can\u2019t get it all the way up yet,\u201d said second year Todd Milquetoast.\u00a0But the guys agree; downgrading to applesauce is a small price to pay for taking your first steps.\u00a0Are you good at spike ball? Do you love Migos? If you know how to do infant CPR and love saliva, well then I\u2019ll see you at\u00a0Fiji this Saturday. But watch out ladies, the Fiji boys are teething!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1454"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2487,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1454\/revisions\/2487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}