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Millions across the nation celebrated Halloween by dressing as Migos this Halloween, the second-most popular costume among young black children (behind the King of Wakanda).<\/p>\n
The \u201cBad N\u2019 Boujee\u201d\u00a0and \u201cWalk It Talk It\u201d rap group\u2019s influence reached the University of Chicago this spooky season.<\/p>\n
\u201cI mean, I picked Offset this Halloween, just cause I\u2019m the tallest in my friend group,” said second-year Jamari Washington. He\u2019s the\u00a0tallest Migos. Also, if anyone doesn\u2019t get my costume,\u00a0all I need to do is yell \u2018Offset!\u2019 They get it after that.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n
Washington then proceeded to rap the entirety of his costume-sake\u2019s verse on Tyga\u2019s \u201cTaste\u201d,\u00a0unfortunately with no discernible flow, before continuing.\u00a0<\/p>\n
He added that his first-year friend\u00a0would be Quavo, as Quavo sports grills on his teeth and the friend still wears braces which\u00a0\u201clook close enough,\u201d according to Washington.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Said Quavo-dressed friend did not want to be\u00a0identified by the\u00a0Dealer<\/i>, expressing a will to distance herself from her costume-sake after he put out the frustratingly mediocre Quavo Huncho<\/i> earlier this year.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u201cDamn, ad lib game weak A.F.,”\u00a0said the anonymous Quavo-dressing friend,”which I never thought I\u2019d say about anything Migos-related,\u00a0yet, here I am. At least that\u2019s better than anything\u00a0Takeoff\u2019s done. Takeoff\u2019s the Ringo Starr of Migos.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n
She later took back her comparison,\u00a0adding that, \u201cat least the Beatles let Ringo have \u2018Ob La Di, Ob La Da.\u2019\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n
The anonymous friend expressed that even the worst Quavo would be better than even the best\u00a0Takeoff. She thought Takeoff \u201chad the worst verse of Narcos, bar none,\u201d and that \u201cit should have\u00a0stayed a Netflix show and never become a song.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n
After interviewing the many students on\u00a0campus dressing as Migos (and several local Hyde Park-ers), the Dealer <\/i>was\u00a0unable to find any who included Takeoff as part of their group Halloween costume plans.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u201cThat would just, like, mess with the synergistic vibe of it all,\u201d added local Ayesha Lucas.\u00a0\u201cIncluding Takeoff would offset the balance. Also, what does he look like? I was at a Migos\u00a0show once and don\u2019t know if I saw him. Is he like, real?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n
The Dealer<\/i>\u00a0reached out to Quavious Keyate Marshall (Quavo), Kiari\u00a0Kendrell Cephus (Offset), and Kirshnik Takeoffius Ball (Takeoff) for comment. In a voice message, they said\u00a0\u201cHey!\u201d yelled in a manner oddly similar to many of their ad libs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Nico Aldape Oct. 31, 2018 \u00a0 Millions across the nation celebrated Halloween by dressing as Migos this Halloween, the second-most popular costume among young black children (behind the King of Wakanda). The \u201cBad N\u2019 Boujee\u201d\u00a0and \u201cWalk It Talk It\u201d rap group\u2019s influence reached the University of Chicago this spooky season. \u201cI mean, I picked Offset this Halloween, just cause I\u2019m the tallest in my friend group,” said second-year Jamari Washington. He\u2019s the\u00a0tallest Migos. Also, if anyone doesn\u2019t get my costume,\u00a0all I need to do is yell \u2018Offset!\u2019 They get it after that.\u201d\u00a0 Washington then proceeded to rap the entirety of his costume-sake\u2019s verse on Tyga\u2019s \u201cTaste\u201d,\u00a0unfortunately with no discernible flow, before continuing.\u00a0 He added that his first-year friend\u00a0would be Quavo, as Quavo sports grills on his teeth and the friend still wears braces which\u00a0\u201clook close enough,\u201d according to Washington.\u00a0 Said Quavo-dressed friend did not want to be\u00a0identified by the\u00a0Dealer, expressing a will to distance herself from her costume-sake after he put out the frustratingly mediocre Quavo Huncho earlier this year.\u00a0 \u201cDamn, ad lib game weak A.F.,”\u00a0said the anonymous Quavo-dressing friend,”which I never thought I\u2019d say about anything Migos-related,\u00a0yet, here I am. At least that\u2019s better than anything\u00a0Takeoff\u2019s done. Takeoff\u2019s the Ringo Starr of Migos.\u201d\u00a0 She later took back her comparison,\u00a0adding that, \u201cat least the Beatles let Ringo have \u2018Ob La Di, Ob La Da.\u2019\u201d\u00a0 The anonymous friend expressed that even the worst Quavo would be better than even the best\u00a0Takeoff. She thought Takeoff \u201chad the worst verse of Narcos, bar none,\u201d and that \u201cit should have\u00a0stayed a Netflix show and never become a song.\u201d\u00a0 After interviewing the many students on\u00a0campus dressing as Migos (and several local Hyde Park-ers), the Dealer was\u00a0unable to find any who included Takeoff as part of their group Halloween costume plans.\u00a0 \u201cThat would just, like, mess with the synergistic vibe of it all,\u201d added local Ayesha Lucas.\u00a0\u201cIncluding Takeoff would offset the balance. Also, what does he look like? I was at a Migos\u00a0show once and don\u2019t know if I saw him. Is he like, real?\u201d\u00a0 The Dealer\u00a0reached out to Quavious Keyate Marshall (Quavo), Kiari\u00a0Kendrell Cephus (Offset), and Kirshnik Takeoffius Ball (Takeoff) for comment. In a voice message, they said\u00a0\u201cHey!\u201d yelled in a manner oddly similar to many of their ad libs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1414"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2447,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414\/revisions\/2447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}